Silis and Mandy were boyfriend and girlfriend. Silis was SOOOO lucky, but Mandy. Mmmmmm, not so much. So, they evened themselves out. But one day, Silis moved to Switzerland. So Mandy had to find another beau. She picked Ramond, a so-so fortunate guy. So guess who's fortune took over? Correct, Mandy's! So, on their first date, Ramond took Mandy to the Salso Bin, a Mexican resturant. But the waiter messed up their order, spilled salsa all over Ramond, and spilled man-eating potatoes on Ramond's lap. So they went to McDonalds. They spilled hot coffee on Ramond, so he sued. But they found out Ramond was too young to sue, so McDonalds got off the hook. Then Ramond's house was quearinteened because it was infested with blue tye-dyed penguins that could do the tango. So Raymond left Mandy and went to the city of Skadoosh. But then Silis moved back! Only, he had three arms. THE END!
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A Girlfriend Named Disaster
Silis and Mandy were boyfriend and girlfriend. Silis was SOOOO lucky, but Mandy. Mmmmmm, not so much. So, they evened themselves out. But one day, Silis moved to Switzerland. So Mandy had to find another beau. She picked Ramond, a so-so fortunate guy. So guess who's fortune took over? Correct, Mandy's! So, on their first date, Ramond took Mandy to the Salso Bin, a Mexican resturant. But the waiter messed up their order, spilled salsa all over Ramond, and spilled man-eating potatoes on Ramond's lap. So they went to McDonalds. They spilled hot coffee on Ramond, so he sued. But they found out Ramond was too young to sue, so McDonalds got off the hook. Then Ramond's house was quearinteened because it was infested with blue tye-dyed penguins that could do the tango. So Raymond left Mandy and went to the city of Skadoosh. But then Silis moved back! Only, he had three arms. THE END!
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