You guy's last story starter was great!!! And the winner is...JENNY AND STEPHEN!!! Thanks for submitting your funny Duckzilla story. Here's a new one for you all.
Phyllis found an old bottle at the beach. There was a cork in it. When Phyllis pulled the cork out, a genie popped out of the bottle!!!
Write what happens next.
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At first, phyllis was sad because it was not a wine bottle, but then she realized that a genie might be more fun. "I can grant you one wish", said the genie. "ONE!!", shouted phyllis, "whats up with that junk? I thought genie's granted three wishes!" "Well," answered the genie, "with the prices of gas and milk and cigarettes so high now, i had to cut back to only one wish per person. so quit your griping and tell me what your one wish is!!"
"okay then, " said phyllis, "I wish I had three wishes....so IN YOUR FACE!"
"Back off girlfriend", quipped the genie, "you're not pulling one over on me! You get one or you get NONE! So what is it?"
"I wish for this, said Phyllis,
I wish I wish I was ALL THAT & a bag of chips!"
PPOOOOFF!!! Suddenly, phyllis heard the genie say something about nacho cheese, then everything went foggy. When she cleared from the strange fog, she found that she was a bag of DORITO'S! nacho cheese flavored of course. thats when phyllis wished she had found a bottle of wine instead of a genie in a bottle! THE END
Phyllis looked at the genie and said, "What's wrong with you, FOO!?!" the genie was so surprised the he melted. phyllis looked him in the eye and said, "kitten." the genie then turned into a pink kitty, and phyllis laughed evilly. "finally, I'll rule the world using this genie! but first, a mocha late iced for myself!" so she marched away and the genie flew back into his bottle. then phyllis's x-boyfriend, Johnny T, found the bottle. the next thing phyllis knew, a bunny was gnawing her leg off. "curse you cambell's chicken noodle soup!"
THE END
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