OH MY LORD! A NEW VIDEO!!!

FOLLOWERS@

I zapped out some e-mails to you guys about the lack of videos...well, due to my "lack" of homework lately, I might start attemtping to make some rant videos with cool effects....or something that will make you halfway entertained.

Basically, I wanna be more like Shane Dawson. And if you don't know who that is, don't look him up. :)

He's cute, though. And he's such an inspiration to me and my lame video making. Here he is.

MWAH! I LOVE YOU, SHANEY! (And he plays all of his own characters. BEAST, yes????)

Anywho.....yeah, keep checking back here. You'll see things from me. And stuff. Yeah.

OKAY BYE!

Uh Oh.

Yeah, I kinda have NO idea when I will have the time to make a new video....:(

A spiffy new trailer

This took me a week to make...and I have no idea why.

Enjoy?

A brand new summer-themed 45!!!

Here's an all new, long time coming, 45 second speed ups.

I went on a mission trip to rebuild houses awhile ago in the middle of nowhere, which turned out being really unsanitary, but SO MUCH FUN!!!!

So, here's the tape.

You know what to do....song suggestions?

Two new vids!

These were a while in coming, too!

Here's the trailer for "Ice Cream Demon: The Movie"

Here's the original clip that inspired this trailer, in case you don't remember or never watched it. 

MUSICAL THEATER PARODY HATH GRACED US!!!

Yes, amen, hallelujah! IT IS HERE!!! After the strenuous months of editing, I can say it is made. :)

So, take a good seven minutes from your time to enjoy the lovely! :)

SAVE ME FROM TEARS!!!

Guys...the news has been announced. '

ABC, the world's worst network, cancelled V!!!!! :'(

Before I cry, I'd like to ask your help in sending emails to Warner Brothers, TNT, and ABC (to tell these guys what jerks they are)

Please help us get V on another network. We need a resolution! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!

*Also, if you got to my high school, that's what the sign is for.* :D

DO ME A FAVOR!!!!! (and my english project)

Go to this link.

http://figment.com/books/73392-Livin-La-Vida-Loca

Make an account.


I don't care if you read it or not. JUST CLICK HEART SO I CAN WIN STUFF!!!

Mmkay.

This is my INSANE English project about Romeo and Juliet.

Who knows what my classmates think of me now??
 :O

Montage Two

Nuff said.

Montage Numero Uno!

Which means Montage Number 1...heh heh. :)

This is a compilation of some of the best clips from the ImIt2AtIoNs series....and it's already 8 minutes.

So, you'll see about three this week.

Cool?

NUMERO UNO!!!!!!!

(BTW, the song in this vid is my FAV song at the moment, which is also in the right hand column of the blog)

Ooh My!

I don't care if the day of April 30th, 2011 is nearly over!

It is a special day!!!

Not because I competed my butt off, waited for food for over an hour, and got so tired that it took two cokes to wake me up!!!

It's because....IT'S THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE ImIt2AtIoNs SERIES!!!

AAAAAH!

Yes, one year ago today, the very first art teacher graced our screens....so with this, I will post a "favorites montage" soon as possible!

Mmkay?

Finally, a break!

This whole week, I have been SLAVING away at my forensics duet, The Best Escape....don't worry, I'll have a video of it by Saturday.

But I finally have a lengthy weekend to relax, watch TV, and....film!!!

Be sure to vote on the poll to see what I should make! (while still working on the long-put-off musical theater parody) :)

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! :D :D :D

Go to figment.com and click on contests to see the poetry contest that our follower "Anne" won!!

Updates!

Musical theater parody-Getting there!!! I have one scene left to shoot.

New and soon: Spanish Class, Art Teacher

Plus, I might make some wacko Cinderella thing.

OOH! Also, I'll  be taping my Forenscis pieces for next year, and putting them up here! |

BE EXCITED!!!!!!!! :O :I

A parody for YOUUU!!!

I've actually STARTED the musical theater one!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?!?!

Here's another one, mocking the horrible acting in those Red Cross videos you see in health class....

ENJOY!!!!(sorry that it slightly sucks) Notice the teeny bit of alliteration there?

Hallo!

Spring Break is over for me. :(

However, the Bachelor Saga has a new episode!

Here it is, the Bachelor 2!!!

Another trailer!!

I got nothing else to add...but this!!

Diaries of a Popular trailer!!!!

SPRRRRIIIINNNNG BREAK!!!!

And I have had zero time to make that infomercial. Trust me, I'll find a day....Saturday and Sunday, I shoot!!!!

Anyways, here's a vignette I wrote! (Facebook friends will have already seen)

It references the song "Step Right Up" by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, which can be listened to here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2UMKRpy11Q

Here goes!!

STEP RIGHT UP

Step right up, 

shoot an

arrow

at the target. 

My heart is an

easy thing

for you to

hit. 

These words

are sung, 

spoken in

such a whimsical manner, 

inviting one

to win their heart, 

to walk away

filled with love. 

When given thought, however,

these words could be meant

maliciously. 

Open my eyes

and find myself standing 

amidst

an evil carnival,

offering my heart 

too much of it, 

too often. 

I see 

the glass of trust

half-full, 

though it is truly

half-empty, 

if any at all. 

My heart seems to

give itself away, 

yet my hands accepts

in handing it

while my mind closes its eyes. 

Step right up, 

shoot an arrow

at the target. 

My heart, 

indeed, 

is easy to hit. 

Arrow pulled and 

rising. 

A shot, 

straight through, 

lands perfectly with ease. 

It hurts like

hell, 

but I attempt to

cover it up, 

kick the dust 

over the

wounds

so that no one will

see. 

But those who

truly know me

see sadness in my eyes, 

my heart 

laden with pain. 

Why?

I stop to ask myself. 

Why do I

give my whole heart

to those who are

bitter, 

evil?

Why do I let

their demons

rule me, 

as I attempt to

fix

what my soul

simply cannot?

I see

the problems, 

yet no

answers. 

Step right up, 

I seem to say. 

My heart 

is an easy thing

for you to hit. 

And then

you do. 

Arrow after

arrow, 

perfectly painful, 

striking through

the one thing that

keeps me

living. 

You've won

the bloody prize. 

Take my heart, 

covered in 

blood, 

drenched in

lies, 

ripped with

betrayal, 

and stitched up

with assurance and 

love. 

But these stitches

only break

as the

arrows

fly again, 

snapping whatever

good intentions

anyone

may have had. 

You hold it high, 

this heart

that you have won, 

for you know

what you will do. 

Though I will

hide, 

you will find me, 

attempt to

destroy my

heart

so that it will

beg for mercy,

deeming you its

savior. 

Though I will

resist, 

you will still try

to slay me. 

But no matter

the number of knives 

you toss, 

the number

of times you try

to kill

my heart, 

it will never

submit

and

die. 

It will always

crawl away, 

bruised

and

bleeding, 

yet always trying

for a better

tommorrow. 

Your satisfaction lowers, 

for the 

superiority 

you wish to get

by beating my heart

is something 

that your evil fists

shall never 

obtain. 

Your anger 

rises, 

for my heart

is learning, 

finally 

learning

how to

hold itself back. 

For one's

heart

is meant to be given, 

not to the

evil

who eye it as a

target, 

but to those who, 

like the whimsical song, 

will take it

as a gift. 

Indeed, 

my heart is learning

how to stay away

from the ones

who beat it

before, 

from the ones

who

do not deserve

to keep it

in their

wicked

grasp. 

My heart now

understands

that when you 

tremble

 and

wait for

change, 

nothing 

shall heal itself. 

But, alas, 

some things

are not meant to be

healed. 

Sometimes, 

we must trudge away

with holes in our hearts

from where 

gladness

used to reside, 

and tell ourselves

that this

gladness

has turned away

and shall never

return itself. 

We must then

tell ourselves

that gladness had turned to

pain

and that the holes will 

close

when we see

that we no longer wallow

with the evil. 

My heart

escapes

the carnival of evil

and learns to

stand

and bear with

pain from the past. 

Indeed, 

I shall stand

at a bright carnival, 

where the sun shines

upon the faces

of good intent. 

Step right up, 

I will say.  

Shoot an arrow at

the target. 

But take the prize

to obtain, 

to love, 

to keep

for the good. 

I begin the walk

to the brighter days

that I had attempted

to achieve

from evil.

In a world

of more innocent hearts, 

some accept

the bleeding difference. 

In time, 

the stitches shall

close

and the journey

back to the evil carnival, 

believing it good, 

will be

discontinued. 

Step right up, 

shoot an arrow at the

target. 

My heart is an

easy thing

for you to

win.

Step right up

and feel the 

darkness

rush away behind you. 

For good. 

You WILL NEVER GUESS!!!!

Forensics teams across District III today competed in DISTRICTS 2011!!! And GUESS WHAT?!?!?!

LEXI AND I ARE GOING TO STATE WIHT OUR DUET!!!!! AIAIAIEHEHEHE!!!

Yaay! Now, here are those character trailers I promised! ;D

The Art Teacher Trailer: Heheh!

Here's another...Sophia's epic drama!!!

Yesterday was...

PARAMORE DAY!!!!!!!!

Whoopers! Two long years of my Paramore obsession!!

This week has been nutso, with the third quarter ending, I have soooo much to do!

But this weekend, I will finally have time to start shooting the musical parody.

Two special "character" trailers will come out Friday!!

Sigh...

Wondering why no one has commented on my other things.....

BUT THAT'S JUST ME BEING MOPEY!!!!

Here's the supernatural film "Battle in Brookfield" by popular request. :)

Paramore Updates!

Well, tommorrow (Wednesday) is the second day of Paramore week!!!!!!

Isn't that fun?!?!

So here's two more trailers I made!

This first one is a "spy" trailer of some random videos I dug up. It makes NO sense.

This next one is an LOL from sixth grade exams.....oh, the days!!

Hope you guys are having a wondorous week! Keep it coming!!

About my Week (s)

Yes, this thing has arisen. I went this weekend and contracted it through a simple two hour film....Never Say Never.

And now I have.......

BIEBER FEVER!!!!!!!!!

That's why I put up the poll asking ya'lls opinion.

If it hadn't malfunctioned, my blog would be Bieber-ized right now!!!!

Dumb HTMLS!!!!!!!

Shooting this weekend for music video......

OOH GUESS WHAT THIS WEEK AND THE FOLLOWING WEEK IS!?!?!?!

PARAMORE WEEK(S)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah...today is the first day of Paramore week. Each day, I wear a Paramore shirt and celebrate a Paramore song until March 7th...

WHICH IS PARAMORE DAY!!!!!!! Yeppers, it's my two year anniversary if being obsessed with Paramore!!

Then, after that, it's the after-party where I just wear the rest of my shirts!

Anyway, yeah!

More iMovie creativity!!

Here's a few film trailers I created!

This one's about an idiotic cowgirl and her journey...to nobody knows where.




This one's a documentary that no one would see....


I guess these vids are like a condolence prize....there won't be any fresh new videos for a few weeks. :(

The musical theater parody/infomercial should be out by next weekend without trouble. The following weekend, expect a new Spanish class with an Art Teacher thrown into the mix somewhere.

IT'S ALL GONNA BE OKAY!!!

Spanish Class 9!!

Look below for some video updates before watching this!!

It's a bit shorter than usual, but it gets the job done....maybe?

An "icky" update!

The Bachelor may take a few weeks, guys!

See, yesterday, Leah uh....had some rather runny runs, and pooped all over Bachelor Bill....

So, w'll get her a replica!!

Also, I selected a different infomercial to make first...THE CD OF REALLY BAD MUSICAL THEATER TUNES!!!

I've already recorded all the theater tunes!

Expect it within the next two weeks.

SPANISH CLASS BY SUNDAY MORNIN!!!!!

Happy Thursday!

Since the week is almost over, and Spanish Class will DEFINITELY by out by Friday or Saturday, here's a parody I made over my Sunday afternoon!

It's called "The Bachelor" with contestants.....two dogs!!!

See for yourself!!

A SNow Day Present

For any of you out on a snow day, I present a brand new...

45 SECOND SPEED UPS!!!!!

Say yaay and be excited!

I just got iMovie 11!!!!!! I'm SOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!



Okay, so check out this wicked trailer I made!!

Yay for stuff!!!!!

So, from both verbal and blogger sources, I have collected that THIS LAST ART TEACHER WAS THE BOMB!!!!!!

Anyways, I have a contest for you!

I want everyone (YES EVERYONE) to list your top ten favorite moments from the ImIt2AtIoNs Series shows! (Any video ever!)

I'm making a compilation video of all of the topsies!

Here's mine, or the example list, if you want to call it that.

MY TOP 10 MOMENTS!

1.) When Johnny Mathestory performs "The Stare" at Rebekah
2.) When Taylor Lautner sings in the Hallie Thornbetter Special
3.)The entire thing of Sophia and The Hot Junior
4.) The phone call panic scene from Diaries of a Popular 2
5.)When Chris drops his deodorant in Spanish Class 7
6.)Screamo Santa from Art Teacher Holiday Special
7.)Roy rightfully claiming his doughnuts in Just Roy: Last of The Holiday Doughnuts
8.)The ice cream demon from Paranormal Activity Parody
9.) Bryce's little fart when Kylie says she loves him
10.)The preperation scene from Mom Vs AARP



Honestly, that was hard to do. Soooo....I won't take it personally if you can't cough up this many. Just drop me a few, okay?

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!! Please pass out my URL to other people and get them to follow!!!!

The Art Teacher: Loves Lost!

Here's a quicker Art Teacher (but it's awesome) to get you through your second half of Superbowl Boredom!!!


HERE YA BE!!

*I must confess: 3:57 to 5:00 is my favorite video clip ever. Probably becuz it actually happened....but I cracked myself up. And if you skip there and don't watch the entire awesomeness....I don't blame you. But it won't make sense unless you watch 0:00 to 3:56 first!!!!*

I have the INFOMERCIAL!!!

Despite my differentiated votes, The Wonder Pan has won!

But don't worry, darlings! I shall eventually make all those listed infomercials, okay? :)

WONDER PAN shall include a testimonial from Ke$ha....and some examples of things you could do with it!

Tomorrow (Saturday), I shall be with the Forensics team, hopefully having some fun at a practice tournament because the real one got cancelled. :(((((((((((((

So, when you roll out of bed that morning, think, "Hey! I need to wish Rebekah and her pals some luck at getting good ratings!" (Storytelling and prose, if you'd like to get specific)

By the way, I am currently working on a recoding of "Dog Days Are Over" by Florence + The Machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Expect it no later than President's Day, okay!

Hey, it's Rebekah! Your friend in Awesome!

And I'm just here to say, that if you haven't watched the Appallingly Critical Geometry Teacher....LOOK BELOW AND DO IT!!!!!

Then look below that and watch Schlep Up 3d.....Take180, one of my inspirations, made it.

I have come up with ideas for infomercials! Vote on the poll at the right to seal my decision!!

This Friday & Saturday, I will be doing FORENSICS!!!!!!!!!

SO wish me some darn good luck!!!

Sunday, I'll be home, so you can expect "The Art Teacher: Loves, lost" to be up by Sunday....BEFORE THE SUPER BOWL!!

Gotta be caught up on my commercials, no?

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!! *Special thanks to Reed, my fourth follower.

Sigh....I need one thousand more people.....:(

I'm in media right now...BORING!!!! Our subs don't know JACK about the lesson plans!

Ugamuffins. Anyway, bye until Sunday afternoon!

*Also, the two people who checked "so-so" on my vignette......I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!! If you don't fess up......IT'SGAME OVER FOR YOU!!!!

IT'S HERE!!

Sorry I made you wait all weekend!

It's THE APPALLIGNLY CRITICAL GEOMETRY TEACHER!!!!!!

I see nobody watch Schelp Up...I reccomend it!

Anyway,s enjoy!

Scratch That!

I am WICKED tired after I had some of my buddies come over for awhile....we had an AWESOME time!!!!!

So, yeah. Video tommorrow (this Sunday). And then Art Teacher next Sunday!

Here's something to hold you over!

Schlep Up 3D from Electric Spoofaloo on Take180.com

Geometry Teacher

Expect it by ten or eleven!!!

Hey Peeps!

Here's what my schedule looks like for this...weekend.

Friday-Appallingly Critical Geometry Teacher (IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!!!!!)

Saturday-Writer's Workshop with "Anne"!!! *Not a video, a real life experience

Sunday-Possibly an Art Teacher....yeah, sure. Let's go with that.

FOLLOW UPS WEEKEND IS COMING, I PROMISE!!!!!


Also, I will soon make an infomercial. I just have to come up with an idea first. But I'll put laugh tracks in it. So it'll be all SNL!

:D STAY COOL! WATCH V NEXT WEEK...CUZ IT'S NOT ON THIS WEEK!!! STUPID STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESSS!

Anyways, I'm done! BYE!!!!

Something I wrote!!

Here's a deep feeling, thought-provoking vignette I wrote!!


CROWDS

Cast your eyes
upon the crowd.
Where do you
belong?
For some,
they can take long,
confident strides
towards the group
that they know
to stand in.
For some,
they are loners.
They feel their place
lies in the corner,
silent and
alone.
For others,
like me,
we do not know where
we belong.
The ones we love the most
cut us down,
hurt us so many times
that our souls can hardly feel
it anymore.
The ones we glance at,
the ones who slightly accept us,
seem to shine,
like the thing we long to have.
Sometimes,
we are torn.
Sometimes,
the ones who we love
love us in return.
Other times,
the ones we barely know
open their hearts
wider than our closest
friends.
Most times,
I feel,
the ones I want to be with
hold things against me.
Hold them tight
in their fists
and turn their backs.
I become
nothing,
deteriorating
to ashes
by the glares of the people
whom I love.
Sadness engulfs me.
Panic prickles my skin.
Realization
sloshes about in my head,
like a spilled cup of water
that needs to be tended to.
Change.
It says.
Change is what you need.
I grip both sides
of my place
and say no.
No,
it will get better.
No,
they will change before I have to.
No,
I will sit here,
eyes shut tight,
and wait for the beatings to stop.
No,
I will catch my breath
when it's all over,
stand up,
walk away,
and wait for a better tommorrow.
For I have done this
all my life.
So where in the crowd
do I choose to stand?
I head for the place
I always go
and hope that today
will be bright.
Hope that the words they speak
will not burn my skin,
my heart.
Hope that the glances they throw
will be filled with
kindness,
not hatred.
Hope that my hope
is worthy.
Crowds.
Filled with so many choices.
But in this crowd,
am I picking
the right place to stray?
Maybe I am meant to be a
loner,
fist under chin,
the corner as a friend.
Maybe I am meant to be a
socialite,
the kind that flies about,
talking to the world.
Maybe I am meant
to break free of these people
and find some who are always kind,
always acceptant of faults.
Or maybe,
just maybe,
my purpose is to
heal the hearts
of these I am standing with now.
Heal their hearts?
After they have beaten,
abandoned,
and ruined me?
Yes, maybe.
Maybe I am the example
of what their work does
to a kind soul;
twists it and makes it
unable to be
anything but their kind.
Maybe I am the outcast,
the person who doesn't fit anywhere,
that puzzle piece broken
during its creation.
I close my eyes and think.
Uncertainty is the only thing I see.

Music Video

Here's an AWESOME music video that my friend Amy and I spent a long time on!!


This video is Paramore's "Pressure"

Updates!

Expect both Spanish Class and Band of Nerds by Sunday.....Art Teacher Monday.

DID ANYBODY WATCH V THIS WEEK?!?!?!

*crickets*

Guess not! Okaaaaaaaaaaay......

Diaries of a Popular!!!!!!!!! (Year in Review)

Minnie Sanders is back after.....six months? And she has a lot to follow-up on....

This is her YEAR IN REVIEW!!!

Watch happily!

45 second speed ups...Episode 2

HERE SHE BE!!!!

YESSSAY!!!

The great V premeres TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sadly, it has only been signed on for ten weeks. :(

BUT LET'S NOT FROWN JUST YET!!!!