Camp Ranting: A Photo Diary of Me and My Wierdness On The Go

So...I'm here at journalism camp. It's a blast.

WHOOPS!! DID SOMEONE CALL FOR DR. SARCASM???

Yeah, they kinda did. I mean, it's not bad, but I'm the only girl here wearing shorts that don't go past my knees...or pants.

I feel like a total skank.

Also, they're rationing our food. I mean, who eats one bagel for breakfast and one potato for lunch? NOT THIS FATTY!!!

What if I was secretly farmed off to a fat camp where they lure in children with the promises of writing, then tell them on Day Two of their obesities? ? I mean...eek.

Anyways, here's a few pics of me hanging around campus...alone...cuz that's how I do.


Here I am stressing in the lab...writing this when I should be writing a news story.

Here's me with the Lipscomb bison...it's quite ugly, really. 

Here's one of the squirrels...after I took this, it lunged at me. It was trying to give me rabies, I swear. Little bastard.

Here I am pretending to write because I don't really have friends at the moment and a group of people are passing by, so I'm trying to look busy. 

Here I am resenting the world. Cute, I know.

I'm trying to be attractive on a porch swing. EPIC FAIL.

Here I am fleeing the disgusting generic dorm showers. It's a good thing we have our own. 

Finally, here's my beautiful Star Wars pillow on my less-than-comfortable bed. And my face. Yeup. 

Well, I do hope you enjoyed this photo diary. It took me an hour to make. 

ALL. BY. MYSELF. 

Cool. LATER, PEEPS! Tell other freaks about this blog so we can all hang in freakdom. And stuff. Yeah....

Road Trip Vlogs: Part 1!

My friend Maddie and I were on the road to our driving school today...this was our experience! Part 2 tomorrow...when we drive back home. Enjoy our oddities and the beautiful Panic! At The Disco music playing beneath our rambling.

About my Week (s)

Yes, this thing has arisen. I went this weekend and contracted it through a simple two hour film....Never Say Never.

And now I have.......

BIEBER FEVER!!!!!!!!!

That's why I put up the poll asking ya'lls opinion.

If it hadn't malfunctioned, my blog would be Bieber-ized right now!!!!

Dumb HTMLS!!!!!!!

Shooting this weekend for music video......

OOH GUESS WHAT THIS WEEK AND THE FOLLOWING WEEK IS!?!?!?!

PARAMORE WEEK(S)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah...today is the first day of Paramore week. Each day, I wear a Paramore shirt and celebrate a Paramore song until March 7th...

WHICH IS PARAMORE DAY!!!!!!! Yeppers, it's my two year anniversary if being obsessed with Paramore!!

Then, after that, it's the after-party where I just wear the rest of my shirts!

Anyway, yeah!

More iMovie creativity!!

Here's a few film trailers I created!

This one's about an idiotic cowgirl and her journey...to nobody knows where.




This one's a documentary that no one would see....


I guess these vids are like a condolence prize....there won't be any fresh new videos for a few weeks. :(

The musical theater parody/infomercial should be out by next weekend without trouble. The following weekend, expect a new Spanish class with an Art Teacher thrown into the mix somewhere.

IT'S ALL GONNA BE OKAY!!!

I have the INFOMERCIAL!!!

Despite my differentiated votes, The Wonder Pan has won!

But don't worry, darlings! I shall eventually make all those listed infomercials, okay? :)

WONDER PAN shall include a testimonial from Ke$ha....and some examples of things you could do with it!

Tomorrow (Saturday), I shall be with the Forensics team, hopefully having some fun at a practice tournament because the real one got cancelled. :(((((((((((((

So, when you roll out of bed that morning, think, "Hey! I need to wish Rebekah and her pals some luck at getting good ratings!" (Storytelling and prose, if you'd like to get specific)

By the way, I am currently working on a recoding of "Dog Days Are Over" by Florence + The Machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Expect it no later than President's Day, okay!

YAY FOR US!!

My buddy and I got 4th place in the finals for our duet! I placed 34th out of 64 people in prose, which is where I stand and read from a book.

In my case, that book was Dear Dumb Diary!!!

My place WOULD have been higher if this one lady hadn't criticized the way I looked so much!!

Anyway, new videos out soon! Art Teacher WILL be out this Friday!!! Since I'm about to be on Thanksgiving break, that'll be easy!

Spanish Class 9 will be out soon...I don't know quite when...but soon! Maybe after the Christmas specials.....

Our Christmas SPecial schedule is being compromised right now!!

NEW VIDEOS!

Yeah! This is what's coming up next weekend. Wait! Next weekend, I'll be out of town....FOR MY FIRST FORENSIC TOURNAMENT!

Forensics is competitive acting, and I'm doing an eight minute piece in Memphis for Ravenwood!

But don't worry, I'll be home Saturday and Sunday, so this is what to expect.

Saturday evening-Just Roy Episode Two featuring...FREDDY KRUGER!
Sunday-Spanish Class Eight-Who is it?

Oh, and maybe some candid footage of me scaring people on Halloween as Freddy!

Oh, and my new skin is Harry Potter-related in honor of the Deathly Hallows, which comes out November 19th! YAAAY!

Sorry!

I was overloaded this weekend...so no Just Roy just yet. Trust me, if I get free time this week, I'll make it.

Anyway, irony! You know how Tamitha hates kids, right?

So guess who lead the Children's message at church this morning?

TAMITHA!!!!

Well, the lady I based her off of, but still!!!

Culture Fest!!!

I went to Centenial's Culture Fest today! I ran into some old friends and this cool guy....but yeah! Videos on delay....I only think "Just Roy" will be out...I'm having trouble coming up with ideas of how to look like a "Hot Junior"

Off to the Halloween store! I need a Justin Beiber-like wig!

:D D

This weekend!

Since it's labor day, the videos will be in overtime!

There might be some belief that the ImIt2AtIoNs Series has been knocked down, to be finished.

NO! Haha, think something like that will keep "us" down? (more like me) NO!!!! Nothing's gonna change me! So, anyway.

Here's my schedule...

Friday: Sit down and MAKE myself write my sequel, not to get up until three chapters have been completed.
Saturday: Make the Spanish Class Episode 4: A Whomp's Worth Of Pictures
Sunday: Make my action movie parody, Mom vs. AARP
Monday: Make Not So Elite Four #3, the final episode in the series.

But don't worry, Roy has a special surprise at the end.

:D :D :D

P.S. Demon was removed because I, er...ran into some problems. But, whatever! :) It wasn't my best anyway.

P.S.S. :Shout out to Charissa's dad! Hope you feel better, Mr. Hoffman! :D :D :D

Rock and roll, plus a few sneak peeks!

Okay, so if any of you have every heard of J Kelly Studios...I'm going there now! I will be taking private voice lessons and group acting on Wednesdays, then group vocals on Thursdays. FUNNESS!


Also, here's a few things I wrote down in study hall.

Gangsta student and Emo Kid have been promoted to regular class members...as in, No longer guest stars!

The first episode will be called "Something new...not" and feature REAL SHOTS of my high school as establishing shots. (to show where they are) Gosh, wouldn't it be great if I could really film there?!?!

ANyway, cha!

MY 400TH POST!!!

Wow! I've had this blog since the middle of sixth grade! Now, someone hand me the shiny, 400 dollar prize!

I'm kidding. I wish I wasn't, though!!

Anyway, what better way to kick off a cool number than a REALLY LONG VIDEO???

Actually, it's just "Diaries of A Popular 2" but it wound up being OVER NINE MINUTES!

This was all filmed on my wicked new tripod!

God, this took FOREVER TO UPLOAD! APPRECIATE ME!!!!

Okay, I just realized....it's too fat to be on my blog!!! It's 109MB and Blogger permits 100MB. :(

Oh, well. Here's my parody of that weird movie, "SALT"

Yay!!!

My next post will be my 400th!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wowzers!

My birthday was really awesome! After the guys rocked, we all got soaked. Then, when some girls stayed the night, we watched "New Moon" and made fun of it MAJORLY.

Except smexy Taylor Lautner....dreamy....

I'm 14!!

:D :D

It seems like only weeks ago that I turned 13 on the party bus!

Now I turn fourteen withmy best guy buddies playing for me in a garage band!

DVDS!

Sniff...they're beautiful!!! I watched mine on the plasma TV today and was like....Wow, I made this!

QUICK NOTE: DO NOT WATCH THE DVD ON A PLAYSTATION 2!!! IT WILL FREEZE! WATCH ON REGULAR DVD PLAYER AND IT LOOKS PERFECTLY AMAZING!!

Wisdom tooth update.

Warning: If you don't want to know about my health when it gets icky, do not read the post below, just skip directly to the videos.

I had to make a playlist for my anesthesia, so that was nice. I went out like a light....I mean, if that's even a phrase. They said it only took 45 minutes to cut out all of my wisom teeth.

So, I've had a helmet with ice on it, red marks on my face from the ice, a bad case of stomach ache, and a puppy by my side, sleeping.

But enough about me! Here's three songs!

Addicted to Love by Florence + The Machine-this was the song I was listening to when I was put to sleep!!


Daughtry-Life after you: A pretty popular song....you may have heard it, but it's amazing!!




Daughtry-Ghost of me: awesome song...will one day make a music video with the ghosts

EERP!

I cannot believe that it's August. I can crystal-clear remember the first day of eighth grade!!

Here's what I'm doing this week

August 1st: Flight home (whoopeee)
August 2nd: Wisdom tooth surgery (Oh boy! SARCASM)
August 3rd: Long day at the Walls (YAAAY! SARCASM MAJORLY. The walls are the kids I babysit)
August 4th: Orientation! (A day of learning how to be a freshman)
August 5th: Red Letter Day! (Locker, schedule, map to figure out where the heck I'm going)
August 6th: Birthday PARTY! (YAHOOO! Garage band jam!)


Okay, so I think all 9 dvds will be sent out....if I have any late hooked fans....As soon as I get home, I'm making a beeline to target for Rebekah AT THE TARGET!! I hope...

A new series!

My new series, "Rebekah AT THE" is about me being...me! I go places and do things, express my opinion...this is the first one.

REBEKAH AT THE CRAG!!

Leah Rose!!

The montage of photos and videos of my 11 week old puppy, Leah Rose!!

AT Delay...

Art Teacher Episode 10 will be released Sunday (as in the 17th) due to a new delay...

MY NEW PUPPY!!!!

Yes, Emily and Leah Rose, as we call her, are getting along okay! She is a Cairn Terrier, and I will have at least 100 pictures by tommorrow!

I'm kidding, of course. Twenty is very appropriate!