Strawberry Wax

Look at my Random Song of the Week column and read the words. Now, come back to this post and read my parody words. A music video will be up soon.

Strawberry Wax (it's a personal experience) Parody of Strawberry Wine

I was gettin' a bandade
for my paper cut
The bandades were on the third shelf
I climbed on the counter
Yeah, I was caught somewhere between
klutzy and long legged
A liquid candle was right next to my legs
Now I think liquid candles are the stupidest thing
As I was getting down, I whacked it...and there was


Strawberry wax, everywhere
Scraping the counters
with a spatulear
My first candle spill
Oh, bleepy bleep
So, bring out the vacuum
For the Strawberry wax

I still remember
the wax on Mom's purse
And my biggest fear was when she would
walk in and freak out
A few screaming minutes and
a wet towel scrub
This wax was persistent, it wouldn't come off
But Mom was still screaming right up in my face
And I still remember the feeling

Of the Strawberry wax, everywhere
Scraping the counters
with a spatulear
My first candle spill
Oh, bleepy bleep
So, bring out the vacuum
For the Strawberry wax

The counter is cleaner now
Minutes of scraping now
There's nothing that isn't bright red
Is it really this or the screams of my mother that
makes me freak out this much


AAAAAAGH

Strawberry wax, everywhere
Scraping the counters
with a spatulear
My first candle spill
Oh, bleepy bleep
So, bring out the vacuum
For the Strawberry wax