BAND OF NERDS!!!!

Yeah, here it is! I know it really sucks, but oh well...

It's late, but it's here!

The APPALINGLY HORRIBLE MALL SANTA has arrived just like a crisp Christmas package....days and days later! :)

ENJOY!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMASSSS!!!

Yeah, it's the actual day!

And I haven't opened my presents yet...:(

BUT I hope a flip camera is in the mix!

Just Roy should be up tommorrow, or early Monday!

The Art Teacher Christmas!!!

Here it is, finally! And I must say that it looks awesome!!

I forgot to mention...the song Rebekah is lip syncing to is "Gone Forever" by Three Days Grace...

ENJOY!!!

Updates!

Art Teacher script is done and will be released Wednesday evening!

In the meantime, here's another t-shirt design!!

Sorry about the delays!

I ran into a lot of them! Friday night, I barely even moved....Saturdsy evening, I coudn't edit!

BUT it's worth it. This Spanish Class Christmas Special is really, really awesome!!

So, enjoy it!

Hey! A T-shirt design!

Expect the Spanish class Christmas special late tonight....around 9 or 10. C'mon, it's the day of Christmas Break!!! You'll be up late, no?

But here's a t-shirt desgin I made of La ROUX!!!!


If you have an iPod touch, this is very easy to do!!

Hallie Thornbetter: Christmas Special

This video might just be the most epic one I've ever made!!!!

You'll see all the crazed special effects that I recently learned how to do....like HAVE TWO OF ME ON THE SCREEN AT ONCE!!!

At the credits, you will get info about the rest of our upcoming Christmas specials!

Snow, snow, SNOW!!!

It's so pretty! Maybe, with this extra day, I can post Hallie Thornbetter! Wouldn't that be great?

Oh, yeah. I don't care that nobody voted for Justin Bieber. He's still going in the show, because I messed him up the last time.

SEE YA!!!

Finding Glitter

I have decided that, when I play Ke$ha, I will wear no mask! Yep, my hair will be curled and I will find glitter around the house to smack upon my face!


DOn't expect any videos this weekend...I've got a Christmas show going on Sunday, rehersals all day Saturday, and a HUGE party on Friday!

So, I have alos come up with the Spanish Class Christmas Special!!

It will be called : SNow No Fun??

In the episode, it snows outside and the class gets a lovely boost of distraction.

Well, see ya here!

Thanks!

Thanks for all the lucky wishes!

Unfortunatley, we did not break. :(

BUT I did come really close in my solo acting!

This chica got 2nd place in two of her rounds!

I"M HAPPY!!!!

But I'm drunk on Pepsi Wild CHerry, fun, and friends. Gonna go pass out (in bed)...BYE!!

Wish me another luck!

This weekend, the team and I are venturing off to

COLLIERVILLE!!!!

I hope we smoke butt in duet acting! Maybe, I'll break ( make finals) in Solo Acting this time!

Wish RHS luck!!!

Nazi Zombies parody!!

Today, I have the present of my amazing Nazi Zombies parody!

Do not watch if you have a strong objection to zombies, Nazis, both put together, or mockery of medication.

HERE WE GOOOOO!!!

THE ART TEACHER IS FINALLY HERE!!!

Season Two, Episode 1!!!! Something Old? New? is here!!

But first, a cool video to open the show. It's called 45 second speed ups.





Now, the main attraction!!




Written on Saturday evening: WHAT THE HECK, GUYS?!?! We've all been waiting months for the Art teacher and it goes two days without any comments?? Of course, that might be because I'm the only one not doing anything this Thanksgiving break.....sighs......

THANKSGIVING!

Happy Thanksgiving! Hope that the dishes you may have baked turn out great.

HOPE THAT EVERYONE EATS A BIG SLICE OF PUMPKIN PIE, LIKE I'M GONNA BE DOIN'!!!

COME BACK!!

No comments from my viewers?? This is sad! Well, we've Art TEacher Friday and an awesome parody coming to you on Saturday!!

YAY FOR US!!

My buddy and I got 4th place in the finals for our duet! I placed 34th out of 64 people in prose, which is where I stand and read from a book.

In my case, that book was Dear Dumb Diary!!!

My place WOULD have been higher if this one lady hadn't criticized the way I looked so much!!

Anyway, new videos out soon! Art Teacher WILL be out this Friday!!! Since I'm about to be on Thanksgiving break, that'll be easy!

Spanish Class 9 will be out soon...I don't know quite when...but soon! Maybe after the Christmas specials.....

Our Christmas SPecial schedule is being compromised right now!!

So Super Sorry!

I'm gonna have to push the Art Teacher to next weekend, okay??

See, my Forensics teacher needed me and my buddy to perform our duet at a tournament this weekend!!

So, I won't have time.

But the script is done!!

The Appallingly Stressed-Out English Teacher!!

YAAAAY! This has really fun. :)

Another story about morning/ sleep!

Today, I don't have swim practice! YAY! So I can get my homework done! EVEN BETTER!

Here's another story:

A couple Sundays ago, my fixated alarm went off at 5:45, like always. I got up and started my routine before I remembered...it's a Power Monday. (Power Mondays are days when school starts at 8:00. It's very nice.)

So, I went back to bed and got up at six thirty. Well, as I just started to move around, I stopped, slapped my forehead, and mumbled, "It's a Sunday!"

Then, my dad went upstairs because he never hears movement before he wakes up.

One of my friends then texted me, saying she didn't expect me to reply. I told her the story. Her response?

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAIL REBEKAH!!!"

Good Morning!

It's halfway through the week, so I'll entertain you with a story about waking up!

I have two alarms, one at 4AM and one at my regular time. I keep the 4AM one on so I can wake up and know I have over an hour to sleep. Well, this morning...I rolled out of bed at 4AM. After starting my morning routine, I realized that it was still 4AM and happily went back to sleep. So, when my normal alarm went off, I slapped it in the first two seconds of play! LEGIT!!!

Want to hear ANOTHER STORY?!?!

Next Spanish Class Short!

Yaaay! I had so much fun making this! To answer Charissa's question, the Science teacher was not SUPPOSED to fit into skinny jeans...I just didn't feel like stuffing my legs...or changing pants. As you can see in the background, my puppy was clearly enthralled.

Here's another puppy story:

Dad and I were watching Chamber of Secrets, and at the part where the Chamber opens, my puppy was staring up at the screen with big eyes and alert ears.

Yaay! Here's my video!

HI!

Well, here's "The Appallingly Lazy Science Teacher"

Spanish Class EIght!

Which is pretty awesome, if I may say so myself. :)


Oh and check out my "quote" for this week! It's rather humourous.

Are ya'll ignoring me?

Zero comments on my last two posts?

I mean, come on! Really!

Anyway, here's Just Roy Episode 2...with a sad/happy announcement at the end.

OKAY!

Horrible, terrible news!

As my post title ensues, I have horrible, terrible news!

So, at my tournament this weekend, I had to listen to some pretty disgusting and deppressing pieces.

So, while I was watching this really awesome peice, I realized I had left my purse in the hallway! Thank heavens we found it, but one vital thing was missing...my Flip camera!

Yeah, it got stolen. And since I cannot get a new one until Christmas, I am forced to use my mom's crappy cannon camera.

So, for a few months, all my videos will be in a fairly poor quality.

New Rebekah AT THE!!!!

Sorry if this one isn't as good as the other two...I was really depressed the day I made this.

AND I WILL NOT TELL YOU WHY!

(smiles)

This video keeps freaking failing!!

NEW VIDEOS!

Yeah! This is what's coming up next weekend. Wait! Next weekend, I'll be out of town....FOR MY FIRST FORENSIC TOURNAMENT!

Forensics is competitive acting, and I'm doing an eight minute piece in Memphis for Ravenwood!

But don't worry, I'll be home Saturday and Sunday, so this is what to expect.

Saturday evening-Just Roy Episode Two featuring...FREDDY KRUGER!
Sunday-Spanish Class Eight-Who is it?

Oh, and maybe some candid footage of me scaring people on Halloween as Freddy!

Oh, and my new skin is Harry Potter-related in honor of the Deathly Hallows, which comes out November 19th! YAAAY!

iMovie 11!

Okay, right when I think my iMove 09 software couldn't be any more perfect...they come out with a new one! That makes movie trailers! And news shows! AND GAAAAAAH I MUST HAVE IT!!!!!

Anyway, as promised, here is Sophia and the Hot Junior. If you haven't yet, look below and watch Just Roy!!!

Bonfire!

I actually went to a really awesome bonfire yesterday! Fall break wasn't a total waste!!

Anywho, here's the dates

Just Roy: Late Sunday/Early Monday ( as in wee hours of the morning)
Sophia and the Hot Junior: Monday afternoon
Singing: Tuesday (first recording, it has to be perfected, of course!)

KOOL!!!

Songs and Videos!

Fall break is this week for me!

And guess what? ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GOING PLACES!!!! AND I'M NOT!!! WHOOP DEE FRAKING DOO!

Yeah, so I will surely have all those videos up as well as...ME SINGING!

Yeah! I'm gonna sit down and record some music over my times of boredrom! Expect Florence + The Machine and Paramore, with some mixed bands like a Fine Frenzy or country...WHO KNOWS??!?! Hahaha!

I think 5AM swim practices are mkaing me crazy! LOLZ!

Dagnabbit!

And I'm not just saying this because FRA beat us last night...7 to 21?!?!?!

My computer and flip have been taken.. So I'll be lucky if I get both videos in this weekend... Blah!

DANG!

So FRA SMOKED US! WHAT THE HECK?!?!

I supposed Ravenwood really just sucks this year...BLAGH!

HOMECOMING!!!!

Yeah! So, this week is HOMECOMING WEEK!!!!
Here's the list of dress-up days.

Monday was Pajama Day- I wore jeans, which I fall alseep in 98% of the time anyway!
Tuesday was Childhood Day-I wore an I HEART DC shirt with a Zac Efron button.
Wednesday was College/ Sports day-I mixed a Duke hoodie with a Green Bay Packers hat.
Thursday was/is Celebrity/Character day-I went as Kristen Stewart (Bella in Twilight)

YAY! Later today, I will post a video of myself being Kristen Stewart!

This weekend, I SWEAR Sophia & the Hot Junior plus the first Just Roy will be up. It kills me to see my little flip at the bottom of my purse, not having recorded anything in two weeks!! :O

Guess who we're playing?! FRA!!!!!!!!!

Hope it's a great game.

Sorry!

I was overloaded this weekend...so no Just Roy just yet. Trust me, if I get free time this week, I'll make it.

Anyway, irony! You know how Tamitha hates kids, right?

So guess who lead the Children's message at church this morning?

TAMITHA!!!!

Well, the lady I based her off of, but still!!!

Culture Fest!!!

I went to Centenial's Culture Fest today! I ran into some old friends and this cool guy....but yeah! Videos on delay....I only think "Just Roy" will be out...I'm having trouble coming up with ideas of how to look like a "Hot Junior"

Off to the Halloween store! I need a Justin Beiber-like wig!

:D D

Okay!

I need ideas for Band of Nerds!!!

1.) The new Just Roy will be out this weekend...he will be bothering THE ART TEACHER!!!

2.) This coming week at school is Homecoming Week, and for character day, I'm dressing as THE ART TEACHER!!! Figured if anyone asks who I am, it'll be a good chance to publicize my vids!

3.) There is no regular Spanish Class this weekend....there will OUR FIRST SHORT! "Sophia and The Hot Junior" should be up by Sunday afternoon!

So yaya! Two new shorts to look forward to this weekend!

Okay, I think it's working! YES YES!!!

Enjoy Spanish Class SEVEN!!!

Spanish Class 7

I have a feeling that it's awesome.

Sadly, Blogger is being really dumb and won't let me add videos today!

FRUMP!!!

RV!!!!

Just finished watching RV! Hahaha! What a grand movie. This'd be the first time I've seen it in three years!

Anyway, it's almost Sunday Morning and I'm about to start Spanish Class 7 filming! yay for late work!!

Okay! LD

It's About To Be Saturday Morning!

And here I am! Well, I went to a really late showing of Easy A, which was awesome.

But I also spazzed out on Coke and Sour Patch Kids.....oh, yeah. So now I'm posting Band Of Nerds, which SHOULD have been done hours ago.

Oh, and don't trust Blogger clocks. They are horribly off.

Spanish class news!

Okay, La Roux lied in her last announcement. I just got, like, eight new ideas for full-length episodes.

I guess sucky classes never stop inspiring you.

Anyway, there will be at least four more episodes before we switch to shorts.

Our first short will be...SOPHIA AND THE HOT JUNIOR!!!!

Thanks for voting! :)

Oh, and I'm making another video to be released....soon....probably Friday.

It's gonna be called "Band Of Nerds" and might be a new series if enjoyed.

Okay, now I'm done!!

Spanish Class 6!

Now, you will understand the poll if you watch it all the way through to the end...

The play!

It was amazing! I have made buddies all week! More pics later, but here's one of me...in all my damsel-ness.

A video clip will be up later.

:D :D :D

Picture removed for....reasons

Terribly sorry!

This is technically two days off from the Not-So-Elite four's release date! You see, I've been up late with rehersals from "King Arthur's Court."

It's a play that me, my BFF, and her bro are all in! If you are interested, it's at Freedom Middle School on saturday, one at 2PM and one at 7PM.

Here's the video!!!

YEEHAW!

Spanish class five!!! Sorry about my post inadequacy, but I don't have anything to say...

Hi!

Okay, this is more amazing than any other video that I have done!

By the way, if you haven't...LOOK BELOW AND WATCH SPANISH CLASS FOUR!!!!

Yeehoo! So movie trailer!!!

Again, Sorry..

As I gear up in my Flora costume for the making on the final Not-So-Elite Four, I remembered, "Hey! The Spanish Class Four is done!"

I leaped onto my bed and signed right on to give you.... EPISODE 4: FEET WHOMP AND PICTURES!!!!!

Don't worry, the next episode will be right on time.

But no further delays! Here!

Ugh...

I'm extra behind. My writing session produced 1 1/2 chapters instead of 3!

PLUS, I got my camera taken away, so I have to make and release Spanish Class tommorrow. AS WELL AS Mom VS. AARp

Not-So-Elite four should be right on schedule, though.

Have a gooood weekend!!

This weekend!

Since it's labor day, the videos will be in overtime!

There might be some belief that the ImIt2AtIoNs Series has been knocked down, to be finished.

NO! Haha, think something like that will keep "us" down? (more like me) NO!!!! Nothing's gonna change me! So, anyway.

Here's my schedule...

Friday: Sit down and MAKE myself write my sequel, not to get up until three chapters have been completed.
Saturday: Make the Spanish Class Episode 4: A Whomp's Worth Of Pictures
Sunday: Make my action movie parody, Mom vs. AARP
Monday: Make Not So Elite Four #3, the final episode in the series.

But don't worry, Roy has a special surprise at the end.

:D :D :D

P.S. Demon was removed because I, er...ran into some problems. But, whatever! :) It wasn't my best anyway.

P.S.S. :Shout out to Charissa's dad! Hope you feel better, Mr. Hoffman! :D :D :D

ImIt2AtIoNs Series Fun!

This is the logo and trailer for the amazing ImIt2AtIoNs Series!!! Here is the logo, with all the shows that weren't one timers on it!



And now for the very amazing trailer that I made, giving a brief description of all my subjects.



Hope these rock!

Ugb!

No comments on the demon? Yes, I will say it was odd, but STILL!!!!

Anyway, here's Spanish Class Three: LOCKDOWN!!!!!r

OMUMY

I don' know, randomness is cool sometimes! Anyway, I had to have an ingrown toenail cut out of my right big toe. We're talking majorly ingrown. Almost a full top nail...AAGH!

Anyway, don't expect any delays! Spanish Class 3-Lockdown will be out Sunday.

Meanwhile, here's my Paranormal Activity parody. Anyone not know what this is?

You can google it, but do so at your own risk. This is a horror movie.

Anyway, they cuss a LOT in those movies, so the parody covers that, too.

Picture Day!

Wearing my new Paramore "Puzzle Heart" shirt, a green cover-polo, jean shorts, and my signed blue converse, I hope today's yearbook picture turns out better than the last. Those !@#$% camera people ALWAYS catch me mid-smile! We're not talking once or twice, we're talking EVERY YEAR SINCE 5TH GRADE!!!

Anyway, let's regain my composure! :)

Here's my next Hallie Thornbetter video, filled with green screen. Sometimes, the "actors" can look a little bubbly...I'm not using a green screen, okay? It's a green sheet from T.J. Maxx. Bubbles should be excused, cause this is still pretty cool.

Anyway, here!

Here ya go, peeps!

Spanish Class TWO!!!

Later today, I am making a Paranormal Activty parody!!

Rock and roll, plus a few sneak peeks!

Okay, so if any of you have every heard of J Kelly Studios...I'm going there now! I will be taking private voice lessons and group acting on Wednesdays, then group vocals on Thursdays. FUNNESS!


Also, here's a few things I wrote down in study hall.

Gangsta student and Emo Kid have been promoted to regular class members...as in, No longer guest stars!

The first episode will be called "Something new...not" and feature REAL SHOTS of my high school as establishing shots. (to show where they are) Gosh, wouldn't it be great if I could really film there?!?!

ANyway, cha!

Episode Lineup

Okay, here's what I have written!

This weekend: The Spanish Class Episode 2: Getting to know you
Next weekend: The Spanish Class Episode 3: Lockdown!!
Then, the weekend after: Spanish Class Episode 4: Feet whomp!!


Coming soon:

Not So ELite four IN THE CLASSROOM
Diaries of a Popular 3

And, slightly later...
THE ART TEACHER: SEASON 2!!!

Here's a sneak peek about what might happen!

Remember in Episode 11 when Rebekah said her "one and only" was Johnny Mathestory?
You will see him in Season 2! He will walk in when Rebekah is there and she will totally freak while Vennela spazzes.

SPANISH CLASS!!

I worked a good long time on this "short"....I actually assumed that it would be shorter!

Here, I present...THE SPANISH CLASS: EPISODE 1!!

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!

Here's DIARIES OF A POPULAR 2!

shrunk the video's size a tad to get less MB.

SCHOOL!

My first two days have been good! I haven;t gotten lost and I have a good balence of friends. Only one thing sucks...

MY SPANISH CLASS.

The stupidest people you can imagine are there. Trust me, if there was a Spanish 1 Honors, my butt would be saved.

But from all bad classes come...INSPIRATION! That's right, how did you think I came up with the Art Teacher?

By the way, THE SPANISH CLASS: EPISODE 1....will be released this weekend!

SCHOOOL!!!!

gah, I'm so nervous!! I hope I don't get lost in the halls of high school tommorrow!!

I have my new Paramore lock and key necklace to guide me along the way! Maybe...

MY 400TH POST!!!

Wow! I've had this blog since the middle of sixth grade! Now, someone hand me the shiny, 400 dollar prize!

I'm kidding. I wish I wasn't, though!!

Anyway, what better way to kick off a cool number than a REALLY LONG VIDEO???

Actually, it's just "Diaries of A Popular 2" but it wound up being OVER NINE MINUTES!

This was all filmed on my wicked new tripod!

God, this took FOREVER TO UPLOAD! APPRECIATE ME!!!!

Okay, I just realized....it's too fat to be on my blog!!! It's 109MB and Blogger permits 100MB. :(

Oh, well. Here's my parody of that weird movie, "SALT"

Yay!!!

My next post will be my 400th!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wowzers!

My birthday was really awesome! After the guys rocked, we all got soaked. Then, when some girls stayed the night, we watched "New Moon" and made fun of it MAJORLY.

Except smexy Taylor Lautner....dreamy....

I'm 14!!

:D :D

It seems like only weeks ago that I turned 13 on the party bus!

Now I turn fourteen withmy best guy buddies playing for me in a garage band!

DVDS!

Sniff...they're beautiful!!! I watched mine on the plasma TV today and was like....Wow, I made this!

QUICK NOTE: DO NOT WATCH THE DVD ON A PLAYSTATION 2!!! IT WILL FREEZE! WATCH ON REGULAR DVD PLAYER AND IT LOOKS PERFECTLY AMAZING!!

Wisdom tooth update.

Warning: If you don't want to know about my health when it gets icky, do not read the post below, just skip directly to the videos.

I had to make a playlist for my anesthesia, so that was nice. I went out like a light....I mean, if that's even a phrase. They said it only took 45 minutes to cut out all of my wisom teeth.

So, I've had a helmet with ice on it, red marks on my face from the ice, a bad case of stomach ache, and a puppy by my side, sleeping.

But enough about me! Here's three songs!

Addicted to Love by Florence + The Machine-this was the song I was listening to when I was put to sleep!!


Daughtry-Life after you: A pretty popular song....you may have heard it, but it's amazing!!




Daughtry-Ghost of me: awesome song...will one day make a music video with the ghosts

EERP!

I cannot believe that it's August. I can crystal-clear remember the first day of eighth grade!!

Here's what I'm doing this week

August 1st: Flight home (whoopeee)
August 2nd: Wisdom tooth surgery (Oh boy! SARCASM)
August 3rd: Long day at the Walls (YAAAY! SARCASM MAJORLY. The walls are the kids I babysit)
August 4th: Orientation! (A day of learning how to be a freshman)
August 5th: Red Letter Day! (Locker, schedule, map to figure out where the heck I'm going)
August 6th: Birthday PARTY! (YAHOOO! Garage band jam!)


Okay, so I think all 9 dvds will be sent out....if I have any late hooked fans....As soon as I get home, I'm making a beeline to target for Rebekah AT THE TARGET!! I hope...

Fireflight!

This was the one with most votes!!

Unbreakable-AMAZINGNESSSS!


Forever-How true and beautiful this is


Wasn't that GREAT?!?! Here's a bonus...MORE PARAMORE! It's another soft, pretty one from the 2007 album Riot!!

We are broken-a beautiful, beautiful song...combined with pic from Twilight to make it BETTER!!!

The Next "Rebekah AT THE"

Here I am, in Maine! Well, not anymore. THis was two days ago. :)

Here it is! "Rebekah OUT IN MAINE"

AT13!!

The last of the season!!!!!

Don't worry, the dvds should be in the mail before summer ends!

HERE IT IS!!! (all these stories here are true!)

Long day ahead!

I swear, AT 13 is done and will be up by this evening, when I reach the hotel. We, today, will be driving to New Hampshire, where I will listen to the Weezer albums I just recieved from my 2nd cousin!

Then, we hop on a river boat and go to Maine, while my family eats lobster. I can't eat something that looks at me, ya know?

Anyway, here's CARTEL!!!

Only You-My FAVORITE Cartel song. I LOVE IT SO MUCH! BTW, the lead singer isn't too bad looking!!



Faster Ride-my THEME SONG!!! Once, they played it right when I walked into Hot Topic.

ZEE DAALA!

Yes. I am now is Boston, Massachusetts, with my mom and cousin. I am havign a great time already, so...ART TEACHER 13's release will be up soon. This week, I swear! But until then, here's Florence + The Machine!!


Drumming Song-this is my FAVORITE Florence song!!but all of the real videos for this song were unable to embed.




Heavy In Your Arms-her song on the Eclipse soundtrack, which is AWESOME!!!!!

MA!!!

I'm going to Massachusetts this morning, where AT13, the season finale, will be edited!

But for now, here's some RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS!!! Be warned...these boys got talent, but they are U-GLY!!!

Your Guardian Angel-an absolutely wonderful song.


Lonely Road-a truly inspirational song.

A new series!

My new series, "Rebekah AT THE" is about me being...me! I go places and do things, express my opinion...this is the first one.

REBEKAH AT THE CRAG!!

AT12!!

THe ART TEACHER 12!!

PARAMORE-IFICATION!!!

Here's some YouTube music videos that should turn you to PARAMORE-ITIS though it takes a looong time to be as obsessed as me. I know all their names....but anyway!

"The Only Exception"-the one I am playing on guitar


"Ignorance" used in the beginning of AT8...yeah, the video's weird, but give it a chance!!



More PARAMORE-AWESOMENESS coming up soon!

So, as far as bands...

Paramore is WINNING!!! Of course, so is Cartel. But that's awesome, too!!

RJA and Florence are right behind them.

Fireflight and Daughtry have just me for their side...

AT11!!

Here's to "Getting Desperate"

I hope it doesn't suck, I threw it together in just a few hours.

Leah Rose!!

The montage of photos and videos of my 11 week old puppy, Leah Rose!!

Art Teacher 10!!

Okay, I'm promising pictures too far ahead of myself...but here's AT 10!!

AT Delay...

Art Teacher Episode 10 will be released Sunday (as in the 17th) due to a new delay...

MY NEW PUPPY!!!!

Yes, Emily and Leah Rose, as we call her, are getting along okay! She is a Cairn Terrier, and I will have at least 100 pictures by tommorrow!

I'm kidding, of course. Twenty is very appropriate!

Ok...

Another vote.

For my ghost movie, should I do

A music video to the song "Ghost Of Me" where a ghost of someone's love is following them.

OR

A trailer for a horror movie about a ghost girl haunting a house (Paranormal Activity...ish)

Quick poll thingie

How many of the two of you have downloaded music used in an Art Teacher because of the Art Teacher??

My guess is nothing.

BUT...if you like the music, an ART TEACHER: SEASON 1 PLAYLIST is in the works.

ART TEACHER 9!!!

Here's the next episode, "Outdoors" filmed at the kids I babysit's backyard!!

BTW, the sweet doggie in the bloopers is theirs too. As is the hammock.

VIDEO ROCKAGE!

Art Teacher Nine shooting begins today!! This episode, "Outdoors" well...you get the picture.

Ok, so after my interviews show, my next movie will be a trailer for a horror movie. Trust me though, it won't be too scary. I can't do too scary.

Art Teacher 8!!

Just as it says! SKINNY SKINNY!!!

AT 8

The Art Teacher 8 is beginning shooting today!

Also, the Art Teacher-Season Two Preview was created last night, but that's a DVD EXCLUSIVE!!

Fortunately, I think both the fans here have preordered...so you're covered!

Today, I shoot the three major characters, and print out my masks for my next video, "The Interviews Show" where Hallie Thornbetter returns to interview celebrities!

Anybody know?

Does anyone here know that I have a beautiful blue guitar named Casey? If not....here. Look.

The Art Teacher-Episode 7

Here it is! The much awaited episode..."Other Side Of Vennela!"

Just to give you an update, Episode 8 "Skinny Skinny Skinny" will be released on Friday or Saturday!

Now, WATCH and make sure to vote on the AT related poll!

Tide-over!

The Art Teachr is going to be filmed and edited all today! But not released until tommorrow. However, I get up pretty darn early to go to my babysitting job.....oh, the pee smell.../.but enough about that!

To tide you guys over until tommorrow, here's the competed "Diaries Of A Popular!!"

Diares of a Popular-An airhead popular talks into the camera about her life, with a few dramatic reinactments.

Okay....

Due to some setbacks, Art Teacher Episode 7-"Flashbacks" has been moved back. Moved back, as in, it's not episode 7 anymore. I'll insert it once it's ready.

The NEW Art Teacher Episode 7, "The Other Side Of Vennella", will be released this Tuesday!

Copies prepared!

Nine DVD jackets have been designed for the Art Teacher! To my fans, a sneek preview...this is the front cover!

Twilight Fans!

This is my newest video, an imitation of some crazy Twilight fans that I've seen that past few days. My friend Amy stars!

My next video will have some wicked awesome green screen use!!

Eclipse, Time 2

Saw Eclipse, the third Twilight film, at midnight last night. Today, I saw it AGAIN!!! :D With my friend this time, and I got to run back in and scream about Florence + The Machine!!!!

Now, Amy's here! :D

Not So Elite Four goes to the movies!

The first video on my list is made!

Due to popular request and a new pair of 3D glasses, this is the next film in the Not-So-Elite Four series. The team will go to watch a children's movie and approve it for their class, but not without a few heated arguments and a big box of doughnuts,of course!

New Videos!

Here's a list of the next three movies on my list to make!

Diares of a Popular-An airhead popular talks into the camera about her life, with a few dramatic reinactments.

Art Teacher Episode 7-Flashbacks: Rebekah, Vennela, and their friend Sydney take a peek into the past, when they were all together in art class the year before.

The Not-So-Elite Four goes to the movies: Due to popular request and a new pair of 3D glasses, this is the next film in the Not-So-Elite Four series. The team will go to watch a children's movie and approve it for their class, but not without a few heated arguments and a big box of doughnuts,of course!

Check these out when they air!

THE DIFFERENCE

Here's my new video, "The Difference Between British and Australian"

It features Robert Pattinson and Steve Irwin, who creeped up from the dead somehow.



To also better explain the whiny kid at the end, here's a YouTube clip

Vacation Bible School: Day 3 and GIR!!

Um....there is no news for today. You see, I am terribly tired from my swim meet this afternoon and Mom is, too. So we took the day off.

Pooey, 'cuz I had the camera on me, too!!

Now, see more of the adorable GIR!!!

Vacation Bible School: Day 2

AAgh!! I forgot about the pictures!!! Tomorrow, I swear!! Two new children have been added to the Report Roster.

Madison: Still sobbing when it first started. Mommy jogged over and gave her a ball, which she happily slapped. She played with toys and stopped crying immediately. When we went outside, she started blowing big bubbles, saying "I got one!" or "I got BIIIG one!" each time. It was super cute. That was when I covered my butt in yellow chalk dust on accident...yeah. She didn't want to make mud bricks, so she threw around empty bubble containers. Oh, but she was just sooo cute...

Conner: Whoa, spazz! He still gallops after bubbles, throws school buses in the air, and screams. I got to hold him at the end and make him dance to our kiddie songs. When we colored, he threw crayons at me. It was just too cute.

Charlie: Wow, what an improvement! Only cried half the time! At the end, when he was all wrapped up in his blankie, I gave him a big hug. He is soooooo cute!! He was blowing his own bubbles and stomping on his name in chalk.

Kendal(NEW!!): She screamed her head off at the beginning. She screams like a fire alarm, lemme tell ya. But when we got to the toys room, she started slamming toy computers around. She actually SAT DOWN for the story, which says a lot for two year olds. She dumped bubbles all over herself and giggled. Then, she screamed, "NO!" So I screamed it back at her..which she thought was pretty darn funny. I picked her up to let her push the elevator button going up. I also bounced her around on the toy pony.

Avery (NEW!!): Quiet, quiet, quiet young lady. Her grandmother followed her around everywhere, so it was almost like not having her!

Ethan: Never made it to the church at all.

Whew, thhis is one darn long post!!

Vacation Bible School: Day 1

So, I'm assisting in the care of two-year-olds. :o Here's a bio for each kid that came today...follow along, this might get crazy. I'll

have some pics of my crazy adventures up tommorrow evening.

Madison: Cute little blonde girl who was sobbing for Mommy when we first started.
When we got down the the toys room, she was instantly happy. When we got to crafts, she stuck stickers all over the table and cried when her picture was taken. She also pushed the elevator alarm button by accident. At the end of the day, she tripped and fell over a ball. Her skirt flew up and she giggled.

Conner: Whoa, spazz! Runs with his hands flapping. He became obsessed with the school bus toy in the toys room. He danced after all the bubbles when we blew them outside. When it was time for crafts, he tried to run out the door. When we did snacks, he got a full plate, dumped his water all over himself, then threw his whole plate, still full, in the trash. He began sobbing when the beach ball rolled into the bathroom.

Charlie: Jumping around when we first came in. As soon as it was time to leave, he screamed, "Mommy!" like a broken record. The strategy? Mimic him. The big leader and I whined, "mommy!" and it confused him enough to stop crying. He was cute. :)

Ethan: Had a meltdown before he even made it to the room.

So, yeah!!

Gir Moments

Okay, all this talk of GIR must make you want to see him, right?

This is a collection of a few GIR moments from YouTube. If you want to find more, I'm sure there are over a million to choose from.

Note: You will see a green alien talking to GIR in a few clips. That is Zim. Zim is the title character of the show. He is a failed invader who gets sent to Earth to try and invade. His arch enemy, Dib, who does not appear in these clips, is obsessed with paranormal science and wants to prove that Zim is an alien. Which he is, and no one believes Dib. But, for now...GIR!!

Robot GIR!!

He is here...come on, say Awww!

My first stuffed GIR...and cupcake!

Remember my post about my stuffed GIR? Well, here he is, with his cupcake that I made him!! Keep in mind, if you're confused...Gir is a ROBOT clothed in a DOG SUIT...this is him in his dog suit. My actual robot GIR is on the way!!



A puppet show with GIR is in the making right now!!

Kids on Stage!

Yes, it's my second year. I still don't have any friends, and the camp is over halfway through. :P

The Not-So-Elite Four!!

This is my newest video, about a team of teacher TRYING (emphasis) to create a lesson. I think Roy will be everyone's favorite but tell me who yours is! Also, give me a heads up as to whether this should be a one time video or a series, like the Art Teacher! :D

By the way, episode 7 of art teacher is having some delays...I must collect two specific friends together to make it ! :O

I'm home!!!

Choir Tour 2010 is over and done! It was a great, great, spiritually fufilling, hilarious, fun, fun, amazing, thrilling, Six-Flags kind of week!

Art Teacher-Episode 6!

This episode is about the beautiful Hayley Williams I drew last year...:)

Hello, facebook friends! You've come to a great place! MY BLOG!!! :D :D :D

Stuffed GIRs!

If you have not heard of GIR, you probably saw his robot form in the clip of the last art teacher...and yes, that is him really. He sometimes zips himself up in a cute green doggie suit...

Mom and I are creating stuffed GIRs! (2 robot form, 2 doggie form) for the children and I!

AAAAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHANAhaahaHAAHAHahahahHHAHAHAHAh

I am annoyed!

Art Teacher!!!

I've been showing art teacher around, and these one kids...they just wanted to watch the first episode, but they watched all the way to 5!!!

I hope the day that ImIt2AtIoNs Series launches to youtube is soon!!!

Sore!

I has one...and I cannot stop picking it!!

Art Teacher 5

Only place I can post them now! Anyway, check out Chapter 10 of 25 pages!!

THE LAST OF HAYDEN!!!

Here we are! Bella begins tommorrow! Yeah, it's short.

Book 1
Hayden
Chapter 10
I e-mailed a copy of the book to an eager Clara as I got home from school. Tired, I collapsed onto the old blue couch and started thinking about what on Earth I could do to get this book to Justin. I fingered the copy, which was already torn from being tossed between my friends. When I went into school the next morning, I knew that today would be the day. Later that afternoon, Justin and I were both at our lockers again. “Hayden...” A voice nagged. Dream was standing behind me, arms crossed. “Stop staring at me!” I yelled. Justin looked over, lips pursed just so. “Oh, I have an extra copy of this book I wrote..do you want it?” I stammered. “Awesome, sure.” He said lightly, quickly taking it and stuffing it into his bookbag. He mumbled some more things to himself, quickly adding more to his bookbag before jumping up and running down the hallway. “You made him nervous.” Dream chuckled. “Yeah, sure.” I replied, watching him as he ran down the hallway and out to the buses.

So my novel changed me, obviously. I was still a shy writer, but I was a shy writer with a purpose. Bella had thought I was “so dead” writing this book. I no longer believed her, because I didn’t care nearly half as much what people thought of me or my creation. Now there was only to wait for my book to be read, published, and loved by millions. -Hayden

25 pages Chapter 9

One more chapter before Hayden is over and Bella is IN!!!

Book 1
Hayden
Chapter 9
The large printer ground, flipping fresh sheets of paper over to print two sided. The sixteenth copy was stapled, spitting out of the printer with a squeak. I grabbed the warm stack of books. I had finally finished my novel, This Is Life, and was ready to distribute it Monday. I felt happy Monday morning, carrying a green corduroy messenger bag full of the papers. I took one out of the bag and flipped through it. The dedication was to my friends Dream, Alison, Ben, Eliza, Bella (yes, she had inspired me, too) and Justin, who would probably be shocked by this. “Ooh, books!” Bella screamed as she entered the cafeteria. She grabbed the first one, threw it into her bag, and started applying makeup. “Wow, rude.” I mumbled. Our friends, Sam and John, entered behind her talking. Sam quickly took a book without saying much. He then set it on top of his French horn. “Wow, that’s a big book.” John whistled. A group of our friends entered who all wanted one. Alison screamed and nearly fainted when I gave her one. She immediately began reading it, smiling. “Yay! I knew you’d follow through with it!” Dream gasped as I handed her a copy. “Sweet.” Ben smiled as he walked by our table. Mrs. Regan smiled as I handed her the draft. Eliza pocketed a copy, then fell asleep on it. Sierra ran into my homeroom just to get one. I was feeling like a mini-celebrity. Many people were asking me about the book. Brenda made a little cough as we all took our seats in homeroom. “Can I have one?” She asked quietly. “Yeah!” I nodded, sliding one across the table to her. She quickly opened it and scanned the first chapter. “Now you have to give one to Justin.” Ben said next period. I shook my head. “I know, but what do I do?” “You hit him on the head with it.” Dream said, collapsing into loud laughter. “No! You nicely ask if he wants one.” Alison said, waving her hands. “Yeah, you tell him you have another copy and ask if he wants it.” Ben nodded. “Easy.” “Not so easy, actually. I bet my knees shake and my words come out a million miles an hour.” I replied with a sigh. “You doubt yourself way too much, Hayden. Does that really help you? Answer is no.” Dream told me in a wise tone. “True.” I nodded. I started running through the scene in my head. I would CONFIDENTLY ask Justin if he wanted my book. Yeah, I would be able to do it.

“You can do this!” Eliza said, waving her hands in front of my face in last period. “I can do this!” I yelled back at her. “Good.” She nodded as Mrs. Regan dismissed us. I went to my locker, trying to move my stuff into a bag as slowly as I could. Justin walked out with his friend, waved goodbye, and kneeled on the ground. I swallowed hard and my knees began shaking. I looked to my left to see Ben staring at me. He gave me a quick, “Go ahead” type of nod. I opened my mouth and closed it again as Justin got up and left. I had failed again.

Yabba dabbba doooo!

I don't know why I put that there. Anyway, my swim coach Justin Karpinos (who happens to have a CD out!!!) is now called Mr. Metaphor. How many coaches have told you this, "Be like uncooked spaghetti in backstroke!" or "For breastroke, make a pizza and cut it; that's what your pull should look like." Haha.

Today, a kid asked if he wet his pants, since standing near the pool offers quite a splash. This'll be a good team...maybe the next Thunderbirds?!?!? Nah, there's no mean girls.

Anyway...check out graphjam.com for cool graphs about ironic and funny things. (Advisory...sometimes they are PG-13) but here's a cool one on the front page today.

The more you think about it, the more true it is!

Holding my breath!!!

I just composed my first letter to a literary agent!!!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh...I hope this goes well. If not, just to move on! Wish me luck, though!

Facebook Visitees!!

If you watch the art teacher on Facebook and have read my last status, then you came to the right URL! Sadly to say, due to new family rules(and discovery of the art teacher's facebook page) I am only allowed to release art teacher videos here. I will announce new releases on Facebook as they come. If you like this blog enough, keep coming back and become a follower! Tidbit: you need a google account to comment here.,,

Bya-bya!!

25 pages...Chapter 8!!

Book 1
Hayden
Chapter 8
“Do we have homework?” Justin asked randomly, staring into his locker. I opened my mouth to tell him about our annoying amount of math homework when the girl next to him answered, “Math!” She nodded her gigantic earrings and he smiled. “Thanks.” I felt like sobbing. I blinked my eyes a few times, jumped up, and ran outside to the car quickly as I could. “How was the day, honey?” Mom asked with a hopeful smile, as usual. “Ugh.” I grumbled, looking at the sheet in my pocket. I began to worry about my book. When it was finally released, I wondered what the people who had starring roles would think, especially the boy who had “injured me emotionally” . I wondered what he would think about the events in the book. Bella would read about her character and be shocked that she appeared so...mean. Dream would hate her character, who was involved in the Acts of Ben, as well as Ben’s character was. Alison would probably read the whole book in twenty minutes, so I wouldn’t have to worry about her. Justin would see that our characters kissed, and there could be any mixed reaction to that. I started a vicious cycle of panic as Mom pulled into the garage. Nonetheless, I had to finish the book. I typed some of the near final chapters in the book, staring at them with tears in my eyes. The book was nearly done before the year was, and the weight of possible reactions was pressing down hard on me. I blinked and sent an e-mail to Mrs. Regan containing all I had of the novel so far. I thought too much about what people thought of me. The next morning, I walked into homeroom, feeling dreary from last night’s sob-fest. “Hayden.” Mrs. Regan said. “I read your book last night.” “The whole thing?” I gasped. “Let’s just say that the extra cup of coffee wasn’t the best idea.” She smiled. “The ideas are great, and the vocabulary is amazing. I really think you should get it published.” She said. “Wow, really? Thanks!” I replied, strolling back to my seat. Brenda looked up at me and smiled. “Good job.” Eliza nodded. “What’s going on?” Bella sneered. “Oh, just some novel business.” I said, with a flip of my hand. Bella made a face and gathered her things, trying to make me upset that she was going to strings class, with Justin. “Are you going to publish it?” Eliza asked. “Sure, why not?” I said aloud.

Graduation Week!!!

Before you watch this, go and look at Chapter 7, if you haven't yet!

Here's my grad week video!!1

25 pages-Chapter 7

The rest of the book HAYDEN and the entire book BELLA have been planned out. Since it's now SUMMERTIME!!! you can expect chapters to arrive faster. Here she be!!

Book 1
Hayden
Chapter 7
I felt sick now. Sick to my stomach, for ever thinking I was going to let Dusty win. “Why did you just do a maniacal laugh?” Alison asked in study hall. She, Ben, Dream, and I were all seated at a table, pretending to read books. “Did I do that out loud?” I asked myself, hiding behind my small book. Ben nodded slowly and Dream clasped both hands over her mouth, trying not to laugh at me. “Who did that?” The mean teacher snapped, evil eyes narrowed as she glared us all down. I quickly flipped a page and pretended to be absorbed by the book. Of course, Alison truly was. She could read an encyclopedia cover to cover, no matter how boring it was. “So, Den, need some Justin help?” Ben asked, quickly snapping his book up as he finished. “Do I ever.” I grumbled. “My knees start shaking like crazy whenever he walks over.” Dream nodded. “She does fail a lot.” I whacked her arm. “Barely felt that.” She muttered, smirking. While Dream was flexing her muscles, I grabbed an unused laptop and logged onto my blog. On my latest post about Justin fails, Clara has written, “Don’t give up! If he’s as easygoing as he seems, you should be having conversations in no time!” I smiled at the comment. Maybe she was right...but I was still the shy writer. “So how often do you talk to Justin?” Ben asked, flipping through pages, stopping to doodle on every three. “Once a month or less.” I grumbled with a toss of my hand. “Ooh, that’s tough.” He said, rubbing his forehead. “Gosh, Hayden failed so much that even Ben can’t help her!” Dream gasped, laughing. I rolled my eyes, but this was true. I scribbled some notes on a paper, stuffed it into my jacket, and sighed. Who was I, really?

Art Teacher 4

Here we go...

WE'RE OUT!!!

I am now a FRESHMAN!!! My grad video will be up as soon as I finish all the cutting and editing.

In these final days...

Yesterday, after the math exam, we had a big fun outside party!!! Today, we had yearbook signing. All my best school buddies signed my yearbook, and a few signed my preeeety blue converse!! Tommorrow= GRADUATION! School will be out for da summer! Of course, we go back August 12th, 11 days after I get four wisdom teeth pulled.....

Season Finale!!

My jaw dropped nearly every minute of the season finale, "Red Sky". I will not give tooo many details, because you guys just need to WATCH IT.

Actually, the first episodes are no longer online, they expired. They are available on iTunes for $2 an episode.

:D :D :D...and so season two begins...V!!!!!

Yabbadabba...MATH!

V season finale is only three hours away!!!

Anyway, I got a perfect ace 100 on my history exam today!!!

The math exam packet is short and simple. YAAAY!

Sad, this is..

Tonight, I will be slaving away at math exam studying. Because the V SEASON FINALE IS TONIGHT!!! If my dumb math makes me miss it, I will let him know strongly-wordedly. (Is that a word?)

YAYAYAYAYY!

Guess what??? V GOT RENEWED! it will be coming back for a 13-episode second season. My friend's show, Heroes, was kicked off the air. She is very sad.

Science exam!!!

Oohhh man. I have just begun studying for science and I am already screaming. Ugh...

Art Teacher!!! Episode 3

Before you watch this, look below and read chapter six of twenty-five pages.

Now, watch!!

Chapter 6

Here is Chapter 6!

Book 1
Hayden
Chapter 6
“That was harsh.” Alison said as Bella left. “Wow, you were really and truly paying attention?” I gasped. She nodded. “I can still hear when I’m reading.” She smiled. “What was that something Bella was talking about?” “Oh, she BADLY wants Ben to find out about the Acts of Ben.” I told Alison as we exited the gym. “Why? Ben doesn’t even care about what he did last month.” She shrugged. In homeroom, Eliza sat furiously scribbling with a pen over her packet. “Can I see somebody’s answers?” She panicked, her blue eyes wide. Brenda looked up, picking at a book’s page with her fingernail. “Waited until the last minute, as usual?” I asked Eliza. She nodded. Brenda, without a word, tossed her packet Eliza’s way. “The random silence...” Bella said with a nod to Brenda. Mrs. Regan looked my way. “Hayden.” She motioned with her hand. I stood up and walked to her desk, black flats clicking on the floor like tap shoes. “You’re writing a novel, eh?” I nodded, pushing a strand of curly blonde hair behind my ear. “Let’s just say a little bird told me...” I looked around the room, wondering who would have given me away. Not that I minded; Mrs. Regan could know some publishers. “Would you like to read it?” I asked her. “Oh, yes. I would love to!” She clasped her small hands together and smiled a wide-tooth grin. “I’ll e-mail you a copy when I get home.” I smiled, sitting back down. “Glory, glory.” Bella grumbled under her breath. She took a small picture of Ben out of her binder and stuffed it back in. As I left the room to open my locker, my sweaty hands slipped all over the lock. I grumbled, “Great.” And took my last resort out of my pocket: a rubber surgical glove. Right as I slipped it over my hands, Justin strode to his locker and dropped his stuff on the floor. “Uh...” He stammered, looking at it. “Are you trying to be Michael Jackson or something?” I stammered a weak laugh. “No.” I coughed as he left. I shook my head. My crush-talking skills were pitiful. “Hey, it’s okay, Den. He’s so easygoing, anyone could talk to him.” Ben called as he passed by. “You still don’t get it, right? Tall and shy doesn’t mix with short.” I held up my hands for emphasis. “Just keep trying. You never know.” He said, walking away. “Thanks, Ben.” I muttered to myself. If he was right, I could simply hand Justin a copy of my novel when it was done. Then, he would read it, see that he was in the dedication, and read the scene with our characters kissing on the rooftop. Then, he could...well, that was only a dream. Dusty wanted him, so why not let her have him?

Spazzing out!

We only have Five and a half more days of being eigth graders! Ravenwood, here we come!!!

I promised a pic of my crazy academic fair board...here it is


If anyone wants to see a pic of the mysertious NUMBER THREE at his table, that must be recieved by e-mail.

ANYWAY...OMG!!! V season finale soon! Will it survive May Sweeps its first year on the air?!?!?!?

Book 1...Next Part

V was AMAZING last night, of course. Next week is the first season finale! Let's all hope ABC makes the best decision and keeps it on network!!!

Here's the next chapter! Halfway through Hayden's point of view...nearly on Bella's!

Book 1
Hayden
Chapter 5
I tied my hair up in a messy bun, loose strands sliding onto my ears. I clicked onto my blog, “Writers and Questions” and read the latest comments. Many were from my old friend Clara, whom I had gone to school with for many years. Clara, who had long blonde hair, freckles, and a toothy smile, lived a life with a packed family home. We hadn’t communicated in a while, but she was now back to writing her own story on a public blog as well. “Can’t wait to read your novel when you finish!” One of her comments said, along with her picture of an anime couple smiling. I smiled at the comment, which reminded me. I typed up a storm, full of fictional events to fill the spaces forming in the plot. “Jason took me up to the room of a building, his personal place.” A line read. This was my latest fictional chapter about my character and Justin’s sneaking away on a date. I really wished this was real, this more above anything else in the book. Kicking on my blue converse sneakers, I headed out the door for another morning at school. Alison was sitting in the gym, reading. “Oh, come on. Talk to us for one second, please!” Dream begged her. “One, done.” Alison smirked, quickly snapping the book back open. “Gosh, do you have to be so antisocial?” Ben asked. “Said the guy with headphones stuffed up his ears.” I remarked, quickly scribbling down some notes for the chapters I would write later that evening. “STEVE!” I heard Dusty call as she entered the gym. Justin’s last name was Stevens, and she called him Steve as a cute pet name. I gagged at the sound of the word. As I coughed loudly, Bella snuffed at me. “She’s cool, you know. She’s on my Color Guard team.” “Oh, like you didn’t hate Dream when Ben liked her.” About three months ago, there had been many little episodes where we all agreed that Ben was in love with Dream. Of course, it filled many chapters of my novel. Dream got her “I’m gonna punch you in the face” look, but Ben couldn’t hear. He was busy trying to look like he was rocking air guitar. “We weren’t friends then.” Bella said. “All of us hated her until a few months ago, too. Except you, of course.” “Dream, back me up here!” I said, waving my hands. “You know Bella was friends with you before the Acts of Ben.” That was what I formally, as a writer, liked to call them. “I’m sick of you guys fighting all the time!” Dream stood up, fists clenched. She stomped down the bleachers, leaving Ben still air strumming, Alison reading, and Bella and me fuming. “You were friends with her before the Acts of Ben.” I told Bella smoothly, walking away. “What? I heard my name!” Ben called, finally slipping a headphone out of his ear. “Oh, it’s nothing.” I said. “No, it’s something.” Bella said with a cold smile. “I’m sure you’ll find out from Hayden soon.”

Parody Role Updates!!!

Anyone wanna be in my V parody? here's what I posted on Facebook...These are available roles at this point.
PLEASE LOOK BELOW THIS POST AND READ CHAPTER 4 FIRST!!!
ANYWAY, the updates.

Female ( but could be played by a dude):
Valerie Stevens (briefly seen) The lady who gets attacked by bookshelves
Lisa (briefly seen) A giddy young Visitor girl
Joshua( Yes, it's a boy...but I need a girl voice) a half stupid V

Male (but could be played by a girl, cause there's a bunch):
Chad Decker-the annoying news reporter
Father Jack-a skeptic priest
The Guy-a guy who is healed by the stupid Visitors and now walks very oddly
Marcus-Assistant of Anna, the visitor leader (who is stupid)
Georgie-The guy who likes to rant about Visitors
Dale-Weird visitor who dies


Could be played by anyone:
Random visitor to battle with Anna(could also be played by Dale)
Anna's kill-crazy soilder, who dies

Roles taken:
Anna, visitor high commander
Erica Evans-the kick butt smart alec FBI agent
Tyler Evans- a really awesome guy, son of the FBI agent


The plot: One typical November morning in New York City, the world shakes. Twenty nine alien ships are suddenly hovering over 29 major cities around the world. A message comes on from Anna, the visitor high commander. In her message, she comes across as very stupid. It turns out that ALL the V's are very stupid and the humans must take them down.

OK!!! List will be updated if roles are taken. Lemme know!

Does this chapter reflect my depressed mood?

It should...

Book 1
Hayden
Chapter 4
The clouds were collecting the next morning. I woke up, feeling groggy and not wanting to get up, just like a typical teenager. “I just can’t wait to read your book!” My beautiful friend Sierra said. Her long brown hair flowed straight down her back as she walked beside me, talking. “I can’t wait for my character to kick Ben’s butt.” She laughed. Sierra and Ben had dated last year. Every now and again, he would walk to our table and try to scare her. She would do the same to him, and we all helped with her ideas. Of course, Dream’s ideas were the most evil, mine were the silliest, and Alison’s were always, “No! Don’t do that to Ben!” “Morning.” I said, waving to Brenda as I entered homeroom. “Why is it morning? Ugh, I hate them!” Eliza grumbled, curling up comfortably in her desk chair. “Yeah, every hour is night for you.” I laughed. “Got that right.” She agreed, wrapping the sleeve of her denim jacket around her face. “Oh, wake up Eliza! Smell my coffee!” Mrs. Regan laughed, cruising by our desks with a large cup of the smelly stuff. Ugh. I gag at the smell of coffee. “Fresh from the Teacher’s Lounge!” She said, walking to her desk and setting down the mug. Bella opened her large purple purse and dug for one of her many makeup products. She finally selected a purple tube of lipstick and ran it slowly along her lips, glaring into her desk for a reflection. “Eliza, how do I look?” She asked her. “Just fine and dandy.” Eliza grumbled. “That’s not a very friendly thing to say.” Bella huffed. “Look who’s talking.” I muttered under my breath. “Hayden, did you say something?” Bella asked, glaring at me. Her face shone with makeup. “Uh, no. Just taking some mental notes.” “Of course.” Bella gathered her belongings and marched to the door. As she reached the door, she turned. “I’m going to strings class, where JUSTIN is.” She said, smiling. “There is something wrong with that girl.” Eliza muttered, watching Bella as she stomped away. Sadly, however as I left the class, Justin was standing in a hallway corner talking to a tall girl. She had wave blonde hair, like my own, and was nearly as tall as me. He gave a long, loud laugh and gazed into her eyes. I sighed. “Don’t be so depressed about Justin and Dusty.” Alison said, looking up from her new book, which she was halfway through. “How can I not be? Dusty and I look about the same.” I frumped, hating to listen to my own depressed mood. “You never speak to him. SHE’S all over him.” Alison left, leaving me to ponder her wisdom line.

25 pages Chapter 3

YAHAHAHAHA


Book 1
Hayden
Chapter 3
I know what you’re thinking. “Why would a tall girl be afraid of a short nerd?” Well, it’s a lot harder when you have a crush on him. However, when you’re a shy writer, you get weak in the knees whenever this “nerd” approaches, you have a bad habit of inserting way to many “um s in your sentences, and you hate awkward silences, it’s very difficult. Trust me. I threw my binders to the ground and quickly turned my combination lock. I could feel my hands getting sweaty as I saw tan sneakers walk closer towards me. Tan sneakers with many black X’s outlined on them hit the floor beside me. Justin, dressed in a brown shirt and jeans, turned his combination lock as though nothing was happening. However, a storm was going on inside me. It was a storm of questions such as “What should I say?” “Why am I nervous?” “Does he notice that my knees are shaking incredibly hard right now?” Justin looked over at me as his brown bangs fell into his eyes. I bit my lip and looked away, determined not to let any of my secrets escape right in this minute. I slowly, too slowly, drew a binder from my locker and stuffed it into my tearing bookbag. “Do we have any homework?” He asked quickly, glancing over at me. “Uh, yeah, math problems.” I said glancing at my planner, covering an “I Love Justin” with my thumb. He nodded and said nothing more before jumping up and leaving. “Did you fail again today?” Dream asked, standing behind me as she always did. “I guess so.” I responded sadly. “Aw, come on, Den!” Ben called. Ben called me Den because it was one letter away from his name instead of Hay like most people called me. “He’s not that hard to talk to.” “You don’t understand my point of view, do you?” I asked him. Ben picked his guitar case off the ground and took two steps with his long legs toward the door. “Nope. See ya, Dream. Bye, Den.” He pushed the double doors open right as one of our teachers yelled, “Get on the bus! Get outta here!” I thought about how much of my life thoughts about Justin took up. Too much, sadly. “How was the day?” My short haired, exuberant mother asked as I got in the car. “Failure.” I grumbled, pushing my teeming bookbag under the leather seats. “Oh, honey. You’re not a fail!” She said, driving past the mean teachers that ran the car line. As I got home, I quickly finished a chapter of my novel, packing it with events from the fighting. I was hoping to release this and open Bella’s eyes to my world. She needed a good wake up call to stop slapping on makeup, squashing her friends, and trying to go for all the guys. “With a final toss of her hair, Bethany left. ‘She’s nuts.’ Bart said.” This was a line from my book about Ben’s opinion of Bella. “Welcome to the world, princess.” I said to myself, clicking save.

25 pages Chapter 2

Here we go!

Book 1
Hayden
Chapter 2
“All right, so you guys need to read the first three chapters of our classroom novel.” Mrs. Regan said as she strolled in between our desks, hands clasped behind her back. Her puffy blonde hair rose above her glasses and wrinkled face. She seemed young for her age, and was definantly cool. Everyone slowly took out the classroom novel, which was slow and boring. Across the room, I saw Brenda take out a book. Brenda, the girl who read almost as much as Alison, was more of a lonely reader, though. I felt kind of sorry for her. She didn’t have many friends to talk to in our class, and she only opened a book every few minutes. As I stretched my arms high above my head, I noticed my fingers grazing the top of the white board. I was too tall for my taste. “If you ever have to look Justin in the eye, he’s gonna think you’re Godzilla’s granddaughter.” Eliza said, looking up at my fingers. Oh, yes, I forgot. Justin is absurdly short for his age. Being fourteen like the rest of us, he stands at barely five feet tall, if that. “He already does, Eliza. He was SO shocked when I told him that Hayden loved him.” Bella said, placing both of her wide hands on her heart. “You DID?” I gasped. Bella collapsed with laughter, nearly falling out of her chair. I rolled my eyes. “Bella, I really hate it when you do stupid things like that.” I huffed. “It’s really cool to watch you overreact.” Eliza muttered, placing her strappy black flats on her desk and rested. “Whip out the video cameras, then.” I grumbled angrily. I really hated it when Bella acted up like this. Brenda lowered her book and watched me as I slumped lower in my seat, annoyed. “God, don’t take everything so seriously!” Bella snapped. I rolled my eyes at her and quickly made a note of the troubles to put in my novel. Eliza made a thick mark with her pen down the side of the first page of her packet and dropped her head on the desk. “Must be nice having friends who don’t sleep all the time.” Bella huffed, crossing her skinny-jeans clad legs into her chair. “I don’t sleep all the time.” I reminded her. “No, but you’re always absorbed by that book you’re writing. Oh, and it’s a pure fantasy world. Nothing happens that’s not the way you want it to in there.” “Not so. Characters fight, break up, and are metaphorically stabbed.” I said angrily. The bell rang, dismissing us to our lockers for the end of the day. I breathed in nervously. Time to face Justin.

V parody!!!

Anyone wanna be in my V parody? here's what I posted on Facebook...These are available roles at this point.

Female ( but could be played by a dude):
Erica Evans-the kick butt smart alec FBI agent
Valerie Stevens (briefly seen) The lady who gets attacked by bookshelves
Lisa (briefly seen) A giddy young Visitor girl
Joshua( Yes, it's a boy...but I need a girl voice) a half stupid V

Male (but could be played by a girl, cause there's a bunch):
Chad Decker-the annoying news reporter
Tyler Evans- a really awesome guy, son of the FBI agent
Father Jack-a skeptic priest
The Guy-a guy who is healed by the stupid Visitors and now walks very oddly
Marcus-Assistant of Anna, the visitor leader (who is stupid)
Georgie-The guy who likes to rant about Visitors
Dale-Weird visitor who dies


Could be played by anyone:
Random visitor to battle with Anna(could also be played by Dale)
Anna's kill-crazy soilder, who dies

Roles taken:
Anna, visitor high commander


The plot: One typical November morning in New York City, the world shakes. Twenty nine alien ships are suddenly hovering over 29 major cities around the world. A message comes on from Anna, the visitor high commander. In her message, she comes across as very stupid. It turns out that ALL the V's are very stupid and the humans must take them down.

OK!!! List will be updated if roles are taken. Lemme know!

Twenty-five pages KICK START!!!

This is a start to my newest novel, Twenty-five pages. This is prolouge and Book 1, Chapter 1

Twenty-five Pages

Twenty-five pages was all it took to change everyone’s lives forever. Slim, typical pages telling a story of a girl’s life were given to various people and had its effect everyone’s life. Twenty-five pages, each read through, talked about, cried over, pondered over, and enjoyed by ten people. The story of the story will live forever. The points of view from the shy writer, the annoying friend, the tough girl with a soft inside, the avid reader, the girl who just doesn’t care, the tall rocker, the ideal dork, the lonely reader, the sweet English teacher, and the distant old friend will be forever remembered.

Book 1
Hayden
Chapter 1


I was always the writer, the quiet writer. Over the summer that I turned fourteen, I was badly injured emotionally. Months later, still scared, I began my book that was intended to be completely about that experience. My plans for the book branched out into my life, fictional and true events included in this. The entire time over the course of the book, I worried about what my friends would think. Of course, they were in this book, too. Some of the things I said weren’t so good, either. I gnawed off my nails with nearly every chapter. “Yep, you’re so dead.” My friend Bella laughed at me when I told her about the book. She twirled her strawberry blonde hair around her fingers and opened her lipstick covered mouth wide. Lately, Bella had been trying too hard to get a man in her life. She coated herself in makeup and ruined her appearance; her obsessive nature didn’t help either. Her crush and good friend of mine, Ben, had pushed himself as far away from her as he could. His brown eyes would widen with fright against his pale skin whenever her name was mentioned. Eliza, our friend who didn’t care about much, leaned back in her chair and put her hands behind her straight black hair. Her blue eyes closed with sleep and she nodded her dark-skinned head at us. “What?” She called from this sleeping position. “Hayden’s writing a book, and it’s gonna ruin her life.” Bella called. “Wonderful.” Eliza muttered, barely moving. My friend Derricka, the tough chick, thought it was a good idea. When I brought it up in PE, her curly brown hair nodded as she agreed. “I’m all about someone being themselves. Look at me! I’m tough as I want, I go by Dream, and I don’t care who says what.” She then promptly turned and left into the gym. Alison, dark hair tied in a ponytail, scuttled after us. Her blue thin wire glasses were perched on the tip of her dark nose as she walked slowly and read at the same time. Alison was a very avid reader, always with a book in her hands. Ben waved from across the gym as we began running. “Ooh, another book!” Alison crooned. “I’m sure you’re halfway through the school library now.” Dream(Derricka) replied. “No, about a quarter. High school libraries are pretty awesome and large.” Alison reminded, trying to run while reading her book. Being a Freshman like the rest of us, Alison was astounded at how many more books there were compared to middle school libraries. After the class, I took some notes on the day’s events for use in my story. Across the room, Justin sat. Justin, with swayed brown hair, glasses, a perfect personality, and an amazing smile, was the ideal nerd. So, of course, he was my crush. He also had a starring role in my book, an added worry to my publishing stress. “Staring at him again?” Bella asked in a snide tone. “Oh, like you aren’t staring at Ben.” I replied, angry. “No! I am over Ben!” She said matter-of-factly. This happened on and off every few weeks, which guys she liked and which she didn’t. I drew a swirl up the left side of my paper, smiling. “What are you writing about me?” Bella panicked. I laughed. Really, I didn’t want Bella as my friend for much longer.

Art Teacher!!! Episode 2

Here's the next episode, entitled Messy Mess. Enjoy!

Academic Fair!!!

I'll post a pic of my large, crazy board when I return from this hectic event. See, we wrote a research paper and now, we have to make that paper come to life. This is REALLY a sign that the year is coming to and end now!!!!!!

Anyway, mine was about music studious. So, what I'm doing is running a playlist (because I had to play my music, I knew that I would have to and bless people with the gifts of Paramore, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, and Florence + The Machine) and there are a bunch of crazy papers on a board.

Those papers explain diferent effects in different songs and how they are made in a real studio! I hope I do good....

I did it! I did it!

I accomplished the great feat of giving a book away! Whoo, that took awhile! YAAAY!

I bought the album "Lungs" by Florence + The Machine. Except for one song, cuz it was icky.

But it is sooo cool! I was wrong to judge by the lyrics (which are strange) but they all have hidden meanings, and the beats are amazing.

GASP! V!!!

Okay, so....Logan Huffman cried, which makes it a hot episode! Lol.

Action was packed into the episode, as was suspense, surprise, shock, hatred for the V's...and That is why I love this show!!

I cross my fingers that it be kept on television for a new season. Because...this button says it all.



It's a virtual button...wish it was real.

V 2-nite!!!

I gotta pretty shirt! It's black with a bright red V down the center. In white letters, it reads, "The 5th Column Says Hello." (The 5th Column is a group of V's that are good and fought against the evil V's. It's very exciting.) As I wear it tommorrow, I will take pics, just as I did with my Jacob Black tee when I got it.

I stepped on a nail last night and my toe now has a mini-hole. Ow.

Today, since #3 wants my novel :D, he looked up at me, opened his mouth, and said nothing more. Is that good? Maybe? I thought it was. Tommorrow, he recieves the book.

Strawberry Wax

Look at my Random Song of the Week column and read the words. Now, come back to this post and read my parody words. A music video will be up soon.

Strawberry Wax (it's a personal experience) Parody of Strawberry Wine

I was gettin' a bandade
for my paper cut
The bandades were on the third shelf
I climbed on the counter
Yeah, I was caught somewhere between
klutzy and long legged
A liquid candle was right next to my legs
Now I think liquid candles are the stupidest thing
As I was getting down, I whacked it...and there was


Strawberry wax, everywhere
Scraping the counters
with a spatulear
My first candle spill
Oh, bleepy bleep
So, bring out the vacuum
For the Strawberry wax

I still remember
the wax on Mom's purse
And my biggest fear was when she would
walk in and freak out
A few screaming minutes and
a wet towel scrub
This wax was persistent, it wouldn't come off
But Mom was still screaming right up in my face
And I still remember the feeling

Of the Strawberry wax, everywhere
Scraping the counters
with a spatulear
My first candle spill
Oh, bleepy bleep
So, bring out the vacuum
For the Strawberry wax

The counter is cleaner now
Minutes of scraping now
There's nothing that isn't bright red
Is it really this or the screams of my mother that
makes me freak out this much


AAAAAAGH

Strawberry wax, everywhere
Scraping the counters
with a spatulear
My first candle spill
Oh, bleepy bleep
So, bring out the vacuum
For the Strawberry wax

Dreamed about V!!

I had a dream that I was captured by the V leaders and Logan Huffman saved me. Turns out the V's could fly...and so could he...

I don't think the V's are that advanced, though...neither is Logan Huffman (on the show, Tyler Evans) who is a mere human.

Now, a picture of half the V cast (the people in every episode, anyway)



From left to right: Father Jack Landry (the meek priest), Valerie Stevens (carrying a half V, half human baby :O) , Tyler Evans (SQUEEE! Isn't he soo hot?), Erica Evans (his kick-butt mother and FBI agent, she is amazing), Anna (V high commander), Chad Decker (the idiotic news reporter) and Ryan Nichols (Valerie's boyfriend, a good V)

Rain, rain, FREAKING GO AWAY!!!

The rain has been dumping itself in buckets all over Tennesee. School is out tommorrow as a result and I am already bored. I will start on the video about another teacher today!

Scary, scary, scary storms!!!

Our roof is leaking in some spots! One of my friends stood outside and the water was past her ankles! Lake Brookfield, the gorge where water collects when it rains, is gonna be flooding. Emily is very confused. She might get a new roomate soon! (Another pup)

My art teacher vid!

Just wanted to talk about V!!!

Greatest show in DA WORLD!!! Logan Huffman is so cool, it was awesome music, wicked plots, cliffhander episodes, riviting commercials that pump you up for next week, awesome actors, the coolest cast of characters, and well....I have said enough, right?

BTW, I created a beautiful movie, the first in a series called the Art Teacher, with my awesome Flip video camera and my iMovie software, which adds a pro touch. Shall I post it here?

LBn Wrapup!

My novel, msot of this school year in the making, will be wrapped up this weekend. Pen Name: Amber something.

Horse Show Fiascos!

Yesterday was the one year anniversary of that horrible horse show. Well, this year, we went back with confidence and I think we rocked it!!! Until Mom's wallet was swiped, anyway. Today, we returned to the show and looked for it. I went behind the bathroom and found it!!!

Tired

Washed my horse when I didn't need to..oh well, I love my baby girl.

Confusing V...

The so called HERO of V, John May has been dead the whole time??? Wowie.

Waiting...

Waiting for V to come on...only about forty minutes are left until JOHN MAY (that's the episode title) arrives to TV!!1

Funny, fun

Today, my friends and I made up songs for eachother to the tune of small world after all. We would fill their name in for SMALL such as It's a Sarah world after all. It was fun. One of my friends had books lying everywhere, only on flavor of ice cream served, and her face carved into everything. One friend had clouds in the sky shaped like guitars, while another had all black clouds and everyone knew how to growl. ANother friend had her crush's portrait in the center of town and his face on all the money.

LOLZ!!

Spring Break woes

Alas, it is over. Well, a few more hours anyway.

At least V is coming sooooon!!!

Yesterday, I saw a guy that looked EXACTLY liked #3 at the Nolensville Festival...he nearly gave me a heart attack!!

BOSTON!

Just saw SO many cool historical things today! I saw Paul Revere's house, the Old North Church, the Boston Massacre sight, and the Bunker Hill monument, just to name a few. Pics? I don't think so. Video tour= cancelled. Just didn't have time, unless I wake up reeeeealy early tommorrow. I'm not a morning persona, so NOOOOO!

Long live the Fifth Column! (After episode)

I LOVE V!!! Of course, dang commercials stuff its time slot. Anyway, Logan Huffman was absolutley beautiful in this episode!! Georgie was kidnapped, and that cutie from the 5th column is taking action. Here is a graph I made via GraphJam that shows how I feel about TV.

Long live the Fifth Column! (Before episode)

V in six hours! I promised myself I wouldn't obsess this week, but I did and am! Logan Huffmaaaaaan!!! Anyway, this will be an exciting episode, besides the title. "Pound of Flesh"? What the heck?!?!?

Crazy, hectic, AUGGGH!!!

So, we drove this morning to my Grandfather (Pop Pop)'s old college and got a VIP tour. Hey, then some tall navy boys came over...meh, they were okay. I prefer blondes with glasses. I took, like, a 25 video diary. We then made our way to Plymoth rock and ship. Mom made me get lobster...GAAK! I can't eat when the thing I'm eating is looking at me!!!!!

THEN, we took about eight diferent wrong turns and got lost at least eight times. But, now we're home! Or...temporarily home.

This is my 301st post!!!

You know what that means!!! 300TH POST CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, I was gonna count 300 !s, but that's waaay too much of a chore. Video tour soon, I PROMISE. Happy Easter

Good evening

I am freaking tired. Tommorrow, when sunlight shines, I will make a video tour of this super coolio house and put it here. And on Facebook! Hello, no one reads this. BTW, I'm like, the sixth link on Google. More hits?!?!? Maybe??

I IS HERE!!!

I am sitting in this 180 year old remastered house. It is SO cool! There are still wood planks from the original structure! I'll snap some picks while I'm here. Or a video tour on my sweet camera.

It's too early...

At 5:36, expecially for a SATURDAY. But, I'm up and about ready to jet off to Boston for the week. Let's hope there's good things, because I'm wearing my Ignorance shirt and we ALL know what that means. (BAD LUCK) Well, see ya for now!

Cherry Coke

And now, an ode to a favorite drink of mine.

CHERRY COKE-TO THE TUNE OF EDELWEISS FROM SOUND OF MUSIC



Cherry coke, cherry coke, with your cherriful tasting...

Small and brown, bubbly.....you are always there for me

But, when I drink you I always find....that my crush likes someone else...

Cherry coke, cherry coke, now I might think that YOU....SUCK....